Author Topic: The first thing to your right is now in your ass.  (Read 14295 times)



You could also include my desk, but I don't think that counts.

I think it would since you looked at it...


Closet door. It can't fit up my ass anyways, so I don't know why people are so concerned with large objects.

The title states that it is inside of you, it didn't say it was being shoved up there. It's just...there.


Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

Hiding from the cops with its 4 star record for rape.


The X-Files season one, Episodes 1-4, DVD.

I certainly hope that doesn't shatter.

The title states that it is inside of you, it didn't say it was being shoved up there. It's just...there.
"The first thing to your right is now in your ass"
I'm pretty sure you can't fit a closet door into your ass in the first place. Added note, if it were in me, I would not be posting this right now, due to intestinal issues.

To the left of my body is nothing. To the left of my computer is my microphone. Everything went better than expected.


It's just for fun LordCutler. ^.^

Napkins.