Author Topic: The first thing to your right is now in your ass. (Read 14240 times)

CopBlock · March 31, 2011, 12:03:54 AM

Quote from: Dread on March 31, 2011, 12:01:38 AM

Luckily I was laying on my left side.

-ASS REMAINS UNALTERED-

what about your roof?

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Joekirk · March 31, 2011, 12:05:26 AM

One of my speakers, oh god and I'm playing music right now.

BASE TONES, IN MY star fish?

ITS MORE LIKELY THEN YOU THINK.

SonicTH · March 31, 2011, 07:36:57 AM

MY MOTHERloving CLOSET DOOR.

Shadowed999 · March 31, 2011, 07:39:30 AM

Aww heell naw. loving bed. D:

Sketch · March 31, 2011, 07:42:48 AM

Quote from: ShadowStep on March 30, 2011, 05:33:03 PM

A motherloving

COUCH.

Deus Ex · March 31, 2011, 07:49:35 AM

Baby wipes.
Now I can eliminate the stench at the source!

Aeschylus · March 31, 2011, 08:29:13 AM

Directly to my right?
The first thing I see is curtains. My window, of course, is behind those curtains, but you cant take that out of the wall and shove it up your arse. So yeah. I win. Curtains in mah butt.

Azzurolix · March 31, 2011, 08:36:56 AM

My TV and my PS3 stacked on eachother.

Oh sweet Jesus I'm gonna need some lube.

Demian · March 31, 2011, 10:18:59 AM

Window is no fun I guess it's then a MOTHERloving 20 METER SCOTS PINE.

Feep · March 31, 2011, 11:57:11 AM

My... roof?

Bing · March 31, 2011, 11:59:57 AM

my elbow.

ow...

BanishedLetters · March 31, 2011, 12:00:52 PM

A cat toy.

;(

HellHound · March 31, 2011, 12:16:05 PM

If I turned my head halfway, I'd end up having a bunch of CD's and my toy excavator up my ass. (I collect toy cars, dipstuffs.)

Trymos · March 31, 2011, 12:18:58 PM

Quote from: BanishedLetters on March 31, 2011, 12:00:52 PM

A cat toy.

;(

Same. But its an stuffed cat toy for some reason.

oleg662 · March 31, 2011, 12:57:25 PM

Theres a wall to my right.