Author Topic: I'm in Roswell NM and stuff is going down  (Read 700 times)

Literally. My roommate took a stuff the size of a rigelian Battleship, clogging it up. We told him to clean it out, so he flushed it twice. He has the toilet filled to the brim with his poo water. One of the other guys told him to fish out with a Ben and jerrys ice cream carton and HES ACTUALLY loving DOING IT.


oh I also saw a UFO yesterday

Discuss

Your sister is my 3rd best friend. Ben and Jerry are my first 2.

LOL OMG YOU SAW A UFO?

Oh and, pshhh I do that all the time.

ufo was a weather balloon

Ufo was a government frizbee

ufo is a heavy metal band from london

Ufo is a fictional aircraft designed b-

ONE TIME ME AND MY FRIEND KEITH SAW A SPAISSHEEP


DESTROY ALL HUMANS

CRYPTO!

more like stuff isn't going down bro


oh I also saw a UFO yesterday
Build something else than spaceships.

Also , flush untill you drown humanity.