I'd catch a grenade for you

[Qwepir]

Let's be honest. Nobody would catch the grenade. They'd see it coming and get through "Oh" and halfway through "bollocks" before getting eighty new orfices courtesy of shrapnel.

Because your hand can magically stop grenade shrapness and save your love.
So she can mourn.

Throwing yourself over a grenade lets you catch all the shrapnel. While you aren't sitting on it just by catching it, you could probably stop the shrapnel from reaching the "you" this song is about if your body is between them and the grenade.

[Ad Bot]

[Malestrom]

I don't care about what the song says. Bruno Mars is lovey and that is all that matters.

[Cancel]

So would anyone catch a grenade for me?

[Madmitten]

i hate it too

[Gear]

i hate it too

Dito

[Trifax]

I would throw a grenaaaaade at you. Eat my food off a plaaaaate for you. DRIVE A REALLY BIG TRAAAAAIN FOR YOUUUUU!

[Monocle]

You know, if you use your brain and think about the song, it makes sense. If you love someone, and you're willing to do anything to keep them happy, safe, etc then you'd catch a grenade for them. Its a figure of speech. My mom used to tell me shed jump into flames for us if it would save us. If you look at yourself in the future, in love with someone, you'd know that you'd do the same to keep them safe. You'd take the impact of a bullet, you'd jump into flames, you'd take your life to save theirs.


Its all about love, something many of you haven't experienced yet apparently if you're so god damned immature as this.

[Madmitten]

You know, if you use your brain and think about the song, it makes sense. If you love someone, and you're willing to do anything to keep them happy, safe, etc then you'd catch a grenade for them. Its a figure of speech. My mom used to tell me shed jump into flames for us if it would save us. If you look at yourself in the future, in love with someone, you'd know that you'd do the same to keep them safe. You'd take the impact of a bullet, you'd jump into flames, you'd take your life to save theirs.


Its all about love, something many of you haven't experienced yet apparently if you're so god damned immature as this.

but think about it
if you'd die for someone you love, wouldn't that itself cause more psychological trauma for that person

[Monocle]

but think about it
if you'd die for someone you love, wouldn't that itself cause more psychological trauma for that person

My loving god, you're an idiot.

Its a figure of speech you twat waffle.

[Madmitten]

My loving god, you're an idiot.

Its a figure of speech you twat waffle.

wasn't trying to contradict you but TECHNICALLY
i just dont like the song

[ChexGuy331]

Your use of "derpy" makes you just as stupid as the song.

[Nymethus]

My loving god, you're an idiot.

Its a figure of speech you twat waffle.

Well it's really bad

[CJwarrior]

This is an example on BO
I'd catch a grenade for you! *throws a semtex at the person*
I'd jump infront of a train for you *gets run over by a train in tf2*

[Dodger]

Most mainstream love songs are stuff in my opinion, just saying

This is more true to the emotions and doesn't suck

[captain blue]

Most mainstream love songs are stuff in my opinion, just saying

This is more true to the emotions and doesn't suck

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