This is starting to look more and more legit. I found this YouTube comment on the CrimeFlyerIntimidator video:
"Okay, listing all mistakes as a 'compendium' of sorts:
phonje => inserted 'j'
filminf => substitute 'f' for 'g'
Besided => substitute 'd' for 's'
pretneding => swap 'ne' from 'en'
cfome => inserted 'f'
CandhisG => still under dispute
theose => inserted 'e'
becase => deleted 'u'
copty => inserted 't' "
-KenoguLabz
This is the description; I've bolded the misspellings so you can find what he was talking about without having to read the whole thing:
"Sandy says I shouldn't shake the phonje when I'm filminf like this but I'm really mad! Besided, I think these might be some of the smart potatoes pretneding to be the regular kind and I'm intimidating them with the phone.
My office window was wide open so God and everybody could just cfome and go as they pleased, my laptop's gone, and they broke two of my vintage CandhisG records! There's only six of theose left in the world! Lucky they didn't look on the player becase my third copty was on there. They did that out of spite!"
I'll get cracking.