Space Station 17 - AND THE ROUND IS - NUCLEAR EMERGENCY

[kanew2000]

Centcomm Alert
There is possible enemy(enemies) on board/incoming. Please contain all adversaries as soon as possible to reduce harm to the station. A readout has been printed to the Captain's communication console as well as the Bridge communication console.

This is what is printed on the paper:

ALERT REPORT:
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Syndicates - Will try to take the nuke authentication disk from the captain. Protect him and the disk at all costs.

Traitor(s) - The syndicates have sent traitors aboard the ship. Terminate as soon as possible.

Changeling - A alien life form has come aboard with the ability to transform using DNA absorbed from other creatures. Terminate and ship to Centcomm for research.

[Ad Bot]

[lordfeline]

Name: Captain Marie-Jo
Location: on the ground
Occupation: Captain
ID: Captain Marie-Jo
Inventory: ID, nuclear authenticfication disk, .38 pistol, switchblade
Wearing: Captains jumpsuit, combat harness
Total Health: 90/100
Burn damage: none
Brute damage: 10
Toxin damage: none

Marie-Jo was knocked to the floor by a hurtling mass of a man, tackling her full on. she managed to flip him off her, to which he responed by rolling into the corner before standing. She took out her switchblade, knowing her gun would be useless at this range.
"what the hell do you want?!" she yelled, backing away.

[Jorici]

Name: Syndicate Overlord
Location: Disposal
Occupation: Syndicate
ID: Cornelius Blake - Engineer
Inventory: Energy Gun, bomb, energy sword, Laser Rifle, E-Mag, Flame Mine, C4
Wearing: Armored Engineer Jumpsuit, Voice Changer
Total Health: 93/100
Toxin Damage:0 /100
Brute Damage: 7/100
Burn Damage: 0/100
Body Temperature: 98.6

"That disk is very valuable, young lady. We wouldn't want it to fall into the wrong hands, now would we?" I said. Jack quickly comes out. We both unsheath our energy swords. "Your choice, woman. Hand it over, or fight." I tell the captain.

Lord, tell me what you want to do precisely, e.g. attempt to shoot us, run, etc, and I will roll the dice. Since there is two of us, our chances of getting you are doubled.

[lordfeline]

I dont neeeeddd stats fer this stuff


"Come for my disk, eh? you can pry it from my cold dead, motherloving hands."
Marie-Jo and the Overlord begin to circle each other. but as the overlord seems obviously used to fighting sword to sword, it was more to her advantage to use her knife. when Marie-Jo was a teenager, she was the best knife fighter in the matinence tunnel fighting rings. she hoped her skill hadnt deteriorated since as she lunged forward with a low swipe at the overlords belly.

[Jorici]

The knife makes contact with the Overlords stomach, (Rolled a 6, kill) and it severed an artery. Blood spilled all over the ground, and he gasped as he died, slowly, painfully.

Jack then lunged with his energy sword at the captain.

[Lugnut]

Swiftly and silently, MULEbots race through the hallways, gathering metal for the robotic fabricators.150 sheets of metal later, the bots head to robotics, filling the fabricators.
The fabricators begin making cyborg parts...

[Jorici]

What are the chances? 6 again.

The captain didn't turn around quick enough, because she was impaled by a sword that radiates plasma, right through her chest. Jack pulled out the sword, kicked her down, and stabbed her again. Then, with her own knife, Jack stabbed her in the skull. He ruffled through her pockets, and found the disk.

[lordfeline]

What are the chances? 6 again.

The captain didn't turn around quick enough, because she was impaled by a sword that radiates plasma, right through her chest. Jack pulled out the sword, kicked her down, and stabbed her again. Then, with her own knife, Jack stabbed her in the skull. He ruffled through her pockets, and found the disk.

0o0

good thing I have a backup character(s)

DELTA-76 ONLINE
ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW... what do robots chew?
NEVERMIND

Delta whirred out of statis, his objectives already implanted. protect the turbine room at all costs.
he thundered down the hallway, strapping on his customary harness and magnum as he rendezvoused with the other security squad. he paused a moment to make sure they wernt syndicates in disguise before charging ahead to the turbine holding chamber.
[14.9] "AI, requesting moarl code override to best complete objectives. reasoning: human with disk is armed and dangerous. Delta out."

[lordfeline]

Swiftly and silently, MULEbots race through the hallways, gathering metal for the robotic fabricators.150 sheets of metal later, the bots head to robotics, filling the fabricators.
The fabricators begin making cyborg parts...

MULEbots? go back to Starcraft II!

[Lugnut]

Thanks to optimization and ignoring portions of the cyborg that were not necessary, the head pops out of the fabricators into the waiting claws of the MULEbots.
Attaching the head to the now completed cyborg and attaching the battery was all too easy.
The blind, deaf, and mute cyborg stands idle as L.U.G.N.U.T. takes control.
As its last order of business, the AI bolts all doors that could be used to exit the station.

AI BOT NOW ACTIVE.
NOW LOCATING WEAPON.

The robotics of the station come alive as the AI's monotone voice comes over the speaker.

"You will not leave."

The cyborg heads to research and development.

(Feline, this is my five minutes of fame.)
Mulebots are in ss13

[lordfeline]

you gonna borrow mah gamma cannon, dawg? do it. the syndicates must nod win.

O U FAMUS FR 5 MINTES

[Jorici]

Except:

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[Lugnut]

you gonna borrow mah gamma cannon, dawg? do it. the syndicates must nod win.

O U FAMUS FR 5 MINTES

Damn you for figuring that out.


The cleaning robot of the station burst out of the janitors closet, 'malfunctioning' in the way that it spewed slick chemicals around the hallways, giving all non robotic characters a chance to slip and fall.

Jorici, when you post I will make more significant actions.


Jorici, you are compromising station security.



Oh yeah! I also lock down the engine.

[lordfeline]

Mr. Asimovs laws make security cyborgs no fun.
plus, lugnuts not really a cyborg... oh wait. the AI follows the same rules
forget DAMMIT
the only human who can kill is a scientist!
n this ship, at least.

[Lugnut]

Mr. Asimovs laws make security cyborgs no fun.
plus, lugnuts not really a cyborg... oh wait. the AI follows the same rules
forget DAMMIT
the only human who can kill is a scientist!
n this ship, at least.

Did I say I was going to kill him?