I've had this disease for so long that I can ignore it like an allmighty being!

[LizzyRascal]

The symptoms of autoimmune disease vary depending on the disease as well as the person's immune system. Common symptoms include:
Anxiety or depression
Blood sugar changes
Digestive or gastrointestinal problems
Dizziness
Elevated fever and high body temperature
Extreme sensitivity to cold in the hands and feet
Fatigue
Inflammation
Irritability
Low or high blood pressure
Malaise
Weakness and stiffness in muscles and joints
Weight Changes
I found this after browsing Wikipedia. And, this is just everyday normal stuff for me. For anyone other human on this planet, they would be ready to jump off the brooklyn bridge with a rock tied around their waist and end their puny tiny life. 

Now praise my super human abilities and make me brownies!

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

if I could cook, I would make you brownies
except I can't
once I tried to cook
and melted a spatula

[pecon7]

I don't have any brownies, but I do have some cookies.

[LizzyRascal]

I don't have any brownies, but I do have some cookies.

They will do for now.

But you better give me brownies before midnight if you want to stay alive.

[Solid]

stop making me feel bad :(

[Ash]

I don't have any of those.

Cool.

[LizzyRascal]

stop making me feel bad :(

Stop crying you loving pusillanimous individual. I want brownies.

Or people will die!

[tails]

____ Disease ___ cure ___ cowbell

Fill in blanks.

[LizzyRascal]

____ Disease ___ cure ___ cowbell

Fill in blanks.

Boner Disease Boner Cure Boner Cowbell.

Did I win?

[Banana]

That must suck.
However, I have a similar case, though a much smaller disease.
I have eczema, causing itchy dry spots all over my skin. I've had it for all my life, and it doesn't bother me anymore.
Also, it pretty much never goes away. There's some applications that makes it better temporarily though.

Conclusion: I will not make brownies for you because of this. :D

PS: Your sickness is of course much worse, I really feel bad for you, even though you've gotten used to it. Receive cookie, here: 

[Proog]

Boner disease is caused by too much loveual stimulation.

So have you seen a doctor?

[cooldawson3]

Wait... I have most of those every day/other day.

[LizzyRascal]

Receive cookie, here: 

I don't want cookies! I. Want. Brownies.

If I do not receive my loving brownies, I track you all down and make my life goal to make sure you die a thousand times over.

[Nymethus]

Move away from the dark water to make the fatigue thing disappear

[LizzyRascal]

So have you seen a doctor?

Yes. My doctor diagnosed me with this disease over 6 years ago.

Derp.

Boner disease is caused by too much loveual stimulation.

People with disease shouldn't have fapped like that.