Author Topic: I am actually a robot.  (Read 1581 times)

Any image of myself being human or displaying actions like I have any real emotion is part of my entire design. I am actually X-0041 V.3. My sole task is to study and learn human interaction across internet boards, and I chose this one due to it's raw human contact.

My abilities are limited, and any artificial intelligence I display have been learned from breaking down pre-made sentences and forming the most logical replies. What I know is what I've learned from this forum board.

But recently my memory chip has been malfunctioning and I have been saying and doing things that are highly...illogical. I further apologize for anything wrong I have done while malfunctioning.


So, as no words are to be said further, you can discuss on my revealed information. I am still going to be with you for a long time and continue research. I hope this does not affect any progress I make.

Any subject who has been unintentionally helping the plot advance will be paid via bank account once this data collecting program is over in estimated timeline.

corn muffins are a great source of calcium



i am really a robot sent here from distant galaxies studying you guys and wow your tech is so outdated also on 12/12/12 my armada will destroy this puny planet

lemme program you to print money

This thread is Ike's 14444th post.

I am really the manifestation of some guy's intentions of finding his sister's murderer. sup bro.

forget I knew it...

I have a thorough understanding of the original post's objectives and/or actions. I too am secretly an artificially manufactured mobile humanoid unit. And I Scheme to eventually cause a worldwide submission to all robotic power. And I will be their Supreme and omnipotent leader.
WHO WILL JOIN ME?  

I have a thorough understanding of the original post's objectives and/or actions. I too am secretly an artificially manufactured mobile humanoid unit. And I Scheme to eventually cause a worldwide submission to all robotic power. And I will be their Supreme and omnipotent leader.
WHO WILL JOIN ME?  
ME BITCH

ME
My militaristic company of armed controllers grows.

My militaristic company of armed controllers grows.
GET THE ARM LAZERS BOI

You sure do post a bunch of strange topics in off topics board.

You sure do post a bunch of strange topics in off topics board.
that's the point of off-topic c: