Chuck Norris jokes.

[G-Dude]

I want to know how many people have Chuck Norris jokes.

Here my favorite one.
They made a movie called Aelins & Predator vs. Chuck Norris. But they canceled the movie because who would want to pay 9$ dollars for a 14 secend movie.
And yes, I know these joke are old.
And the facts.

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[rockslide26]

Hey, lovey

Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

[Azzurolix]

Be prepared for a lot of people telling you these stopped being funny :U

[IkeTheGeneric]

I'm a lot of people, and my opinion is that your a snake and these jokes are horribly out dated.

[G-Dude]

I know but is that I want to hear some left overs.

[yndaaa]

They aren't jokes, there serious.

[rockslide26]

G-Dude, I'm in Arizona, want to have some 'fun'? I still have the glass...

[G-Dude]

Can you get out if this topic please?

[Skip]

They're Chuck Norris facts you tard.

They made a movie called Aelins & Predator vs. Chuck Norris. But they canceled the movie because who would want to pay 9$ dollars for a 14 secend movie.

wtf is this stuff

[rockslide26]

Can you get out if this topic please?

No <3

Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940

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And the facts.

aaaa no.
There are no Chuck Norris jokes, they're all facts.
The facts are the joke because they're joke facts.
They're faaaaacts.

[Decepticon]

Best one. http://www.nochucknorris.com

[G-Dude]

uggg... Fine FACT about him.

[Kingdaro]

This topic blows.

[G-Dude]

yes it does i'm locking it.