Author Topic: I may have found a solution to my problem  (Read 2814 times)

LIES, you never had any of that virginity stuff...
Well DUN



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You stole my virginity stuff long ago.

Man it always kind of weirds me out when people hit on Lizzy because she's a 12 year old cripple with a terminal auto-immune disease.
Huehuehuehue.

I'm not permanently crippled though.

Oh, right, once the JRA is cured by honeybee stings you'll be as spry in bed as any other terminally ill girl your age.

Well DUN



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You stole my virginity stuff long ago.
right before you came out of the womb...

Oh, right, once the JRA is cured by honeybee stings you'll be as spry in bed as any other terminally ill girl your age.
Then I'll die and haunt you all. :cookieMonster:


Wait WHAT. 
I almost throw at how hard I laughed at this. :cookieMonster:


Oh, right, once the JRA is cured by honeybee stings you'll be as spry in bed as any other terminally ill girl your age.
YES SHE WILL BE ;-;
AND SHE WILL GIVE ME HER VIRGINITY AND WE'RE GOING TO GO LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS TOGETHER I HATE YOU ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAA

YES SHE WILL BE ;-;
AND SHE WILL GIVE ME HER VIRGINITY AND WE'RE GOING TO GO LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS TOGETHER I HATE YOU ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAEDALUS, WAIT, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu...... .

DAEDALUS, WAIT, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu...... .
YES
COME LIVE WITH US IN THE MOUNTAINS
AND GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY~

YES
COME LIVE WITH US IN THE MOUNTAINS
AND GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY~
I'LL LIVE WIT YOU, BUT THAT LAST PART WE'LL HAVE TO DISCUSS FARTHER.

YES
COME LIVE WITH US IN THE MOUNTAINS
AND GIVE ME YOUR VIRGINITY~
I SOLD MY VIRGINITY FOR EASTER EGGS, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU EASTER EGGS INSTEAD?

what the forget
you guys
all
owe me your virginity
what the forget did you think I was going to take for payment for saving you?

what the forget
you guys
all
owe me your virginity
what the forget did you think I was going to take for payment for saving you?
I'd give you mine, but Fred already stole it.


If I become your slave for the year, can we call it even?