I may have found a solution to my problem

[Night Fox]

no
you must become my hitman who I don't have to pay, for two years
otherwise I will forget you to death

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

I'd give you mine, but Fred already stole it.


If I become your slave for the year, can we call it even?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OMGAWD I SAID I WAS SORRY!

[Joekirk]

no
you must become my hitman who I don't have to pay, for two years
otherwise I will forget you to death

Couldn't you just forget me unconscious every night for those two years?  I don't think I could hurt anyone else, :c

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OMGAWD I SAID I WAS SORRY!

You just stay on that side of the room! 

[Daedalus]

no
you must become my hitman who I don't have to pay, for two years
otherwise I will forget you to death

How about I become your hitman, and you forget me to death anyway?

I SOLD MY VIRGINITY FOR EASTER EGGS, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU EASTER EGGS INSTEAD?

YES
BUT THEY MUST CONTAIN JELLYBEANS AND ONLY JELLYBEANS

[Night Fox]

Close enough.

How about I become your hitman, and you forget me to death anyway?

That's A-OK with me.

[Daedalus]

That's A-OK with me.

Cool.

[LizzyRascal]

I'm gettin' read to go to bed because it's 2:06 AM right now where I live. Anyway, here's that picture:



I drew it. c:

[Night Fox]

you owe me your virginity too
except for you
you have to be wearing a fursuit while we forget

[Joekirk]

you owe me your virginity too
except for you
you have to be wearing a fursuit while we forget

Why is lissy the only one of us you force to wear a fursuit?  Do you not love us enough to force us to wear one, or is it because you hate lissy that you force her to?

[LizzyRascal]

Well. One the camping trip I was raped multiple times.

So, I'm not a virgin. Sorry dude.

[Daedalus]

Well. One the camping trip I was raped multiple times.

So, I'm not a virgin. Sorry dude.

> gives Lizzy her virginity back
'Aight, Fox, you ready for this fursuit threesome?

[Night Fox]

Why is lissy the only one of us you force to wear a fursuit?  Do you not love us enough to force us to wear one, or is it because you hate lissy that you force her to?

You can wear one if you want.

Well. One the camping trip I was raped multiple times.
So, I'm not a virgin. Sorry dude.

I'll forget you so hard you'll get it back.
Then I'll take it again.

[Daedalus]

I'll forget you so hard you'll get it back.
Then I'll take it again.

I'm in.

[Joekirk]

You can wear one if you want.

Eh, I'm not into that stuff, I was just thinking out loud.

[Night Fox]

You are if I say you are.