Author Topic: Giants? In MY Brite Crawlers? (It's more likely than you think) (Read 1315 times)

VerticalHorizon · April 14, 2011, 02:51:58 AM

So I'm sitting here playing the guitar when I decide I want some delicious Trolli Brite Crawlers (The best gummy worms on the planet). So I snatched a bag off my dresser, tore it open, and aimlessly grabbed a handful. What I found in my hand may be the most shocking thing that has ever been found in a bag of Brite Crawlers. Those with weak hearts should refrain from looking at the image below.

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERforgetER! HE'S HUGE! He's not painted like any of the other Brite Crawlers and his coating is semi-transparent. What is this monstrosity? How could this happen? What the forget Trolli, I trusted you. I TRUSTED YOU.

It's still sitting on my desk, I'm not sure what to do with it yet. Tell me what to do with it.

Discuse.

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Daedalus · April 14, 2011, 02:53:15 AM

Stick it in her pooper

Joekirk · April 14, 2011, 02:54:33 AM

Kill it and rape the body, its the only course of action.

Miga · April 14, 2011, 02:54:37 AM

It's obvious it's been exposed to radiation, and has mutated to a transparent giant gummy worm.

fred da kiko · April 14, 2011, 02:58:38 AM

eat it...

palpatine · April 14, 2011, 03:01:38 AM

Let the other worms devour it

Monocle · April 14, 2011, 04:10:09 AM

Find the mother! If it doesn't approve of the child it'll eat it!

Azzurolix · April 14, 2011, 04:12:36 AM

Oh stuff you guys have Trolli in america too

Anyway, cut off a piece from both sides and tell us what flavors it is.

Azzurolix · April 14, 2011, 04:13:57 AM

Also, ever tasted the mini burger? Some good stuff :U

Night Fox · April 14, 2011, 04:19:47 AM

Those look good.

VerticalHorizon · April 14, 2011, 04:23:30 AM

Upon closer inspection, the worm attempted to bite me. It was then that an epic war was waged between us and him. Many brave worms fought long and hard (Lol, long and hard) until I finally managed to strike him straight through the heart with my sword!

Then I bit his head off for good measure...

(He is almost completely tasteless, save for a very faint hint of green apple, lime and... Pineapple? Wtf?)

Two brave souls were lost in the war, but their valiant efforts and courageous sacrifices will not go unrewarded. They will each get 72 virgin gummy octopi in worm heaven.

Their memory lives on...

Night Fox · April 14, 2011, 04:28:22 AM

My mom's disabled friend had a sword just like that.

Azzurolix · April 14, 2011, 04:47:01 AM

Holy stuff bro that's a epic sword you have there.

But no worries! I will get my glove(s) on a hidden blade one day!

Night Fox · April 14, 2011, 04:48:26 AM

loving
Ezio
stuff yeah

Azzurolix · April 14, 2011, 04:49:54 AM

Quote from: Night Fox on April 14, 2011, 04:48:26 AM

loving
Ezio
stuff yeah

yeah I'm not gonna spend 250 dollars on two hidden blades and leather straps. I won't be all stabby-stabby with them anyway :C