Author Topic: THE BLOCKLAND BILDING PRO  (Read 17098 times)

We all know a lord tony with a wrench will kill all your pathetic armies.
Eh, who needs a wrench when you can have an army of drones armed with fully-automatic rapid-fire high-damage Ion Cannons?

Eh, who needs a wrench when you can have an army of drones armed with fully-automatic rapid-fire high-damage Ion Cannons?
Because then you can event one of those hacky cheat VCE things that spawn mininuke rockets.

We all know a lord tony with a wrench will kill all your pathetic armies.

Who needs armies when you have a loving cheeseburger.

Who needs armies when you have a loving cheeseburger.
stuff
my army's only weakness

We should sacrifice.
Not our life.
Not our city.
Not our country.
Not our planet.
Not our solar system.
BUT BSACRIFICE THE ENTIRE EVERYTHING
To make sure there are no more bilding pros.
I suggest inexistant uberquantumsingularity cores.

Because then you can event one of those hacky cheat VCE things that spawn mininuke rockets.
No, mininuke isn't powerful enough. You need the Death Ion Cannon to get anything done.

Eh, who needs a wrench when you can have an army of drones armed with fully-automatic rapid-fire high-damage Ion Cannons?
You have no armor

what if someone fries your army with a single mininuke shot

You have no armor

what if someone fries your army with a single mininuke shot
That's what's clever here, I play Scout.

*PING* *PING* *PING*

A large army of Bilding pros is headed for Dustlands. I prepare my rapidfire mininuke launchers and death ion cannons, waiting for the bilding bros to come to my base and get forgeted bombed to their doom.

At the slopes, our Aperture Labratories is sending out large amouts of mininukes from nonraycasting patches in the highestmost ceiling. We are ready to fire cheezeburgurs and bagels whenever neccecary to wipe out the army heading twoards us.

On the ocean we've set up a space station to launch to the Bilding Pro Base near the remains of a destroyed planet. The secret location has been revealed and we plan to use our destructo hammers to kill clones and destroy the lab with some sort of ease.

At egyptia I've set up cloners in the heavens and the well. I  have our rapidfire dinnerblasters to shoot bagels and cheezeburgers at armies when they come.

There are 41,975 Bilding Pro Clones and counting.
And my armies still have no photograp-taking devices of any sort.


-snip-

Well, you may have killed a good 1000-2000 But, There are still more.

September 16th 2056.

I am building the atom shooter. We are working on making the atoms unstable so when they collide with anything.  When they hit it will cause a nuclear explosion for each atom. Which will be around 86 atoms per minute. The war will end once this technology is finished. However, we need to defend ourselves untill we finished the super weapon. We could use some defenders along with pictures of who's gonna defend us. We reside inside a secret lab in the forest of secrets. It will look like a huge tent outside. This will keep us secret until we start the building. If anybody wants to defend us. Please contact us at 335960734496. Our coordinates are -206, 298, -1125.

this is my honest opinion
it would've been funnier if the person cited for the quote was someone other than the person who made the picture.
i'm not implying anything about your good or bad qualities, i'm just saying that i think it would've been funnier that way.
cheers.

Well, you may have killed a good 1000-2000 But, There are still more.

I recently slayed a good 9,258.

I'm being mauled by two bilding pros! Someone HELP!