I lost my phone. What to do?

[nienhaus1]

Go to your neighbors house. Knock on there door and when they answer it just grasp your nuts and yell "Genuine tape to nuts treatment" and then walk away while skipping and singing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'
Oh, don't forget to keep holding your nuts.

Works like a charm.

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[Fireboy]

I use my phone like 5 times a month.

[james4115]

use facebook?

[GenaralSkar]

Go and see your friends irl?

[HellHound]

Tell your mom your cell is a bomb. Or just do something IN REAL LIFE.

[Kingdaro]

fap

[Pengie]

What happened to using the land-line?

[FrozenEye]

fap

The fapping worked.

Thx.

[FrozenEye]

Herp.

[Monocle]

Write a poem about it then text it to your girlfriend. Ooooh wait. :3

[Dr.Block]

Be more careful so your mom doesn't see what you send people.

In the mean time, get yourself an instant messenger pidgin.

[pocketrocket300]

I use my phone more than my computer.
I feel your pain.

[palpatine]

How would we know where the heck your phone is?

[Flaw]

The only thing I use my cellphone for is checking what time is it.

[pocketrocket300]

Wear a watch.