Well you shouldn't be using foul language.Especially when someone that wouldn't approve of it can easily view it. :c
I barely even use my phone.
Go Home and die.
Go to your neighbors house. Knock on there door and when they answer it just grasp your nuts and yell "Genuine tape to nuts treatment" and then walk away while skipping and singing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'Oh, don't forget to keep holding your nuts.