Holy stuffroosters phone bill.

[Monocle]

So, I received my phone bill this morning, as I'm looking through it, I skim over something that seems insanely high. So I keep on looking, and I look at it again.. My phone bills price was normal, $67 + $13 for warrenty. Oh, you're wondering what that number is? Oh yeah, that's the number of text messages I sent last month. You're 'how many was it mistur monocle?' Well let me tell you young lad, the magic number was 8803

That equals out to ~300 text messages a day.

Holy loving stuff, is that a record?

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[pocketrocket300]

Oh holy Jesus Monocle.
Someone needs to help you.

[Monocle]

Oh holy Jesus Monocle.
Someone needs to help you.

forget man, I know. I mean.. I use my minutes a lot too, I have unlimited minutes, and I used like 3,500. ._.

[pocketrocket300]

You're popular.
What are you doing here.

[Monocle]

You're popular.
What are you doing here.

Talking to you.

Nah, for the most part, my minutes are used for work, since whenever people call the tech shop, it gets routed to my cellphone. In terms of text messages, that's all to the girlfriend/friends.

[palpatine]

Holy crap

[pocketrocket300]

Talking to you.

Nah, for the most part, my minutes are used for work, since whenever people call the tech shop, it gets routed to my cellphone. In terms of text messages, that's all to the girlfriend/friends.

Oh well now it all makes sense.  Still 8803 texts that's stuffballs crazy.

[Monocle]

Oh well now it all makes sense.  Still 8803 texts that's stuffballs crazy.

Yeah, kinda. I mean, my internet usage and minutes is all work. I used like 15 gigs of data this month, which isn't too much. And yeah, 9,000 texts is a stuffload, but I'm generally in situations where I either can't, or don't feel like talking on the phone with anybody 'cept customers.

[DrenDran]

Talking to you.

Nah, for the most part, my minutes are used for work, since whenever people call the tech shop, it gets routed to my cellphone. In terms of text messages, that's all to the girlfriend/friends.

You must hardly see your girlfriend in real life then?

[pocketrocket300]

BUSINESS WIZARD BY DAY.
SUPERTEXTER BY NIGHT.
ITS MONOCLE THE MAGNIFICENT MOBILE MANIPULATOR.

[nienhaus1]

SO MANY PHONE TOPICS! Thats a bit odd don't you think....

[palpatine]

SO MANY PHONE TOPICS! Thats a bit odd don't you think....

Omg I know!! A while ago a bunch of people were asking for advice because they like this girl

[Feep]

I use about 3000 a month which is my maximum limit.

I have friends c:

[Monocle]

You must hardly see your girlfriend in real life then?

Correct. Her father is as close to a national socialist as it gets. You get less than 90% on ANYTHING, you don't leave his house. And she goes to a school the town over, so I see her 2x a month or so.

BUSINESS WIZARD BY DAY.
SUPERTEXTER BY NIGHT.
ITS MONOCLE THE MAGNIFICENT MOBILE MANIPULATOR.

I wouldn't say business wizard, I fix computers. I'm basically doing IT training.

SO MANY PHONE TOPICS! Thats a bit odd don't you think....

I wanted to fit in  

[pocketrocket300]

Omg I know!! A while ago a bunch of people were asking for advice because they like this girl

If you refrain from asking the forums, everything goes better than expected.
I know from experience.