How would I convince my mom to get Portal 2

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Can someone explain Portal 2 to me? I thought you were a person in Portal, but seeing the commercials makes me think you're a robot. I think it's P-body and Atlas not sure tho :P

You play as the same person as in Portal.  Most of the commercials feature the 2 Co-Op robots because Co Op is one of the biggest new features of Portal 2.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowZero]

Translation:

My mom thinks that the portals in portal and portal 2 will suck out your soul.

And wait till you tell her that they clone people.

[Daedalus]

I would have to tell my dad to say that or my mom will bitchslap me.

If I call one from here it would be impossible to get her to come.

I wonder what she'd say if I asked her to prove God is real.
"NARROW YOUR EYES -  SEE THOSE LITTLE SQUIGGLY LINES IN YOUR EYE FLUID? YEAH, THAT'S HIS SEMEN"
In all seriousness, I'm agnostic ("how can you prove god is real, but on the other hand how can you prove he isn't?") but that statement is just so incredibly stupid.
"DON'T GO OUTSIDE SON, THE SUN IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR SOUL AWAY"

[Jubel]

tell her that puzzles make you smart.

[yndaaa]

Dad = work
Mom = Praying at home
Me = at park drinking lemondade and posting from my Ipod

That iPad has a pretty bright screen, doesn't it.

He said ipod not ipad.

That iPod has a pretty bright screen, doesn't it.

[Kira100000]

This whole thread is loving handicapped

Stand up to your mom and tell her how loving stupid she is

[ShadowZero]

That iPad has a pretty bright screen, doesn't it.

He said ipod not ipad.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

waitwaitwiat

Robo.

Your mother hates Portal

Because she is a christian whore,

who does not think of the fact that Science beats Christianity.

And Logic destroys Science.

And Logic is destroyed by Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(unnoticable rambling)

[Jubel]

I have an ider.

TELL YOUR MOM, THAT:

CANDLES ARE BRIGHT
THE SUN IS BRIGHT
WHITE CLOTHES ARE BRIGHT
CLOCKS WHEN DIGITAL ARE BRIGHT
LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT
IF YOU LIVE IN THE DARK YOU'RE A SATANIC WHORE
EVERYTHING IS loving BRIGHT

[Robo Dude]

Kira100000

I would get bitch slapped.

Could I get my Dad to have a divorce and I would live with him?

I'll try all of this.

[yndaaa]

waitwaitwiat

Robo.

Your mother hates Portal

Because she is a christian whore,

who does not think of the fact that Science beats Christianity.

Perhaps god created the science going into creating the universe?

[ShadowZero]

I have an ider.

TELL YOUR MOM, THAT:

CANDLES ARE BRIGHT
THE SUN IS BRIGHT
WHITE CLOTHES ARE BRIGHT
CLOCKS WHEN DIGITAL ARE BRIGHT
LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT
IF YOU LIVE IN THE DARK YOU'RE A SATANIC WHORE
EVERYTHING IS loving BRIGHT

Well I'd say divorce,only because I would't be able to stand her.

[Robo Dude]

Well I'd say divorce,only because I would't be able to stand her.

Same but how would I convince my dad to get a divorce?

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Could I get my Dad to have a divorce and I would live with him?

I'll try all of this.

And all for Portal 2 :)

Robo Dude is true hardcore portal fan :)

[Jubel]

Same but how would I convince my dad to get a divorce?

Say this:

"Dad..."

"Yes son?"

"Moms a satanic whore. She lives in the dark all day as is handicapped."