How would I convince my mom to get Portal 2

[fred da kiko]

the funny thing is, she's probably skinny as hell
"GOD DOESN'T WANT THESE CHEETOS ENTERING YOUR BODY, I MEAN JESUS, LOOK AT THAT UNNATURAL ORANGE COLOR"

that or she eats a lot because she looses a lot of blood flogging herself for her sins.

[Ad Bot]

[Monocle]

Portals are for handicaps..?


Does your mom think she's buying you a loving magic kit to teleport to Japan?

O.o

[Feep]

Tell your mom that god isn't real and you refuse to believe in god unless she let's you get portal 2

[Flaw]

Turn down monitor brightness to minimum.
Script a post-processing system for the Portal rendering system to make sure everything is greyscale.

[Bloxxed]

Her Mom probably doesn't want him to get it because he may try and walk into the portal and run away.
 

[canasore]

Now allow me to ask a question similar
How do i convince my parents to allow me to purchase MassEffect 2?

torrents

[Socky]

torrents

dumbstuffs

[Barakuda]

torrents

BANBANBAN

But seriously, only domb people download torrents, IMO.

[SkullCandy]

torrents

dumbstuff. ON TOPIC: how would I convince my mom to get me a can of diet coke

[mrlol99]

How would I convince my mom to get Portal 2 for me?

I been wanting it all week but my mom says no because Portals are for handicaps how would I convince to stop believing that and get me Portal 2?

2 options: be a handicap or buy it your self

[Tingalz]

this sounds like a joke lol

[naturemon]

Tell her that it it's not just a shooter, it's a puzzle game, and puzzle games help you learn the same way books do.

[TheArmyGuy]

-Buy IRL portal gun
-Shoot 2 portals
-Throw mother into infinite loop
-Harness power

[LeeroyBlockhead]

torrents

BAN THAT NEWcigarette.

[skelolego229]

tell her its a learning game authorized by the pope in which you learn how jesus was born


that or tell her god is a lie and scream in her face