How would I convince my mom to get Portal 2

[Robo Dude]

Say this:

"Dad..."

"Yes son?"

"Moms a satanic whore. She lives in the dark all day as is handicapped."

Dads car just pulled in the drive way let me tell him.

Jay the Cartoonist I love Portal 2.

[Ad Bot]

[Jubel]

Dads car just pulled in the drive way let me tell him.

Jay the Cartoonist I love Portal 2.

LEAVE OUT SATANIC WHORE I WAS SARCASM

[otto-san]

are you gullible or trolling

[.::Taboo::.]

First of all she hates bright lights like in Portals and says it sucks out your soul.

My mom is a diffrent type of Christian level wierd.

Yes Anti-Block @Ningyou I have my own money to get it.

shoot her.

[yndaaa]

are you gullible or trolling

he's Robo Dude
im yndaaa
Your ott-san

gullible and trolling couldn't make it

[skelolego229]

yell at her that your a hardcore atheist then take a hammer to every religious symbol in the house

works every time

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Jay the Cartoonist I love Portal 2.

I love it more :)

[otto-san]

he's Robo Dude
im yndaaa
Your ott-san

gullible and trolling couldn't make it

wat

[ShadowZero]

Same but how would I convince my dad to get a divorce?

Do something bad,she hits you,you tell your dad shes too religious and and she hit you over religion.

[Morpheus]

Tell her that it is a scientific game and your learning about lasers in school (android lasers).

[JAW959]

tell her that it's a game that makes you think and stimulates your mind.

[ultimamax]

If she thinks that colors will take your soul, ask her why everybody on the planet doesn't have epilepsy because that's pretty much what epilepsy is, besides the whole "soul taken kthxbye" thing.

[fred da kiko]

First of all she hates bright lights like in Portals and says it sucks out your soul.

My mom is a diffrent type of Christian level wierd.

Yes Anti-Block @Ningyou I have my own money to get it.

tell her to prove it. example from a recent conversation with a westborrow baptist church cigarette.

"you are going to hell"
prove it
"god said so"
prove it
"it's in the bible"
no it's not
"yes it is"
prove it
"i don't have a bible"
i have one.
"ok show me"
*hands bible from nearby church*
"look, right there"
that's about noah
"he killed everyone"
that's cause god's a richard
"so he hates you"
prove it
"*guy throws bible and walks away*"

just do that

[Socky]

gimme da game, bitch

<all gangster-like, pull a gun up to her throat>

or i'll shoot yo fat ass.

[Daedalus]

gimme da game, bitch

<all gangster-like, pull a gun up to her throat>

or i'll shoot yo fat ass.

the funny thing is, she's probably skinny as hell
"GOD DOESN'T WANT THESE CHEETOS ENTERING YOUR BODY, I MEAN JESUS, LOOK AT THAT UNNATURAL ORANGE COLOR"