Rapist on my street

[Night Fox]

You do realize that children scream near-constantly, right?

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[Visage]

If this is true good job coming to tell us instead of notifying the authorities.

[Lugnut]

It seems... like the OP is screwed.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH

If this is true good job coming to tell us instead of notifying the authorities.

this

[Thar]

Entire thread is lol

[Fredulus]

That sounds ridiculously suspicious. Have you considered calling the police?

oh please, i hope you're joking.
have you never seen an ice cream truck? and have you not noticed that little kids scream all the time?

[_Rave_]

oh please, i hope you're joking.
have you never seen an ice cream truck? and have you not noticed that little kids scream all the time?

[Monocle]

Ass cream?

[SPooK]

oh please, i hope you're joking.
have you never seen an ice cream truck? and have you not noticed that little kids scream all the time?

He is talking about a storage type van. Not an actual ice cream truck.

[Sami2ss]

i'll have what the four-year old is having






















/badjoke

[Joekirk]

If at all possible, record the van's licence plate, then  notify the authorities.

[Robo Dude]

Maybe it was a ugly Mexican that scared the stuff out of the four-year old.

[MunkeyCheez]

I saw a black guy walk by my house, and my friend in England had his bike stolen.

any chance of the boy called
'Oliver'

[Lørd Tøny]

There was a blue van with the ice cream tune and it had the words: ICE CREAM

A few minutes later I heard what sounded like a 4-year old screaming.

is he going to rape me?

What is Bisjac doing on your street?

[Clone v.117]

heres what  you do, smash a bottle, fill up your ass with the broken glass and let him molest you!
you will win.