I am on the search for the most perfect pair of people possible

[IkeTheGeneric]

A search dedicated to find a perfect man, and a perfect woman. I will then have them make a family, and then there will be a generation of perfect jesus people.

They have to be nice, cool, good in bed, awesome, immortal (or just hard to kill), fast, strong, smart, funny, actiony and allover perfect.

So let's start this search, people.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

Google searched all ~6.9 billion people, no results.

[Azzurolix]

Ezio Auditore and Moira Brown 

[Madmitten]

too bad smart people are extremely cautious about love
and strong people die alone or take ball-shrinking steroids.

[DrenDran]

too bad smart people are extremely cautious about love
and strong people die alone or take ball-shrinking steroids.

Yeah, cautious they don't get stds or something.

[Menen]

Add "Immune to AIDS" onto the list

[VerticalHorizon]

Me and my girlfriend.

[Madmitten]

Yeah, cautious they don't get stds or something.

exactly
so if you're smart you need to work out in the time between you read and repair electronics.
THEN HAVE JESUS CHILDREN WITH A MODEL

Me and my girlfriend.

but you're not nice

[Clone v.117]

Chuck Norris and Hayley Williams.

[yuki]

Chuck Norris and Hayley Williams.

A washed-up actor and a stuffty vocalist?

[SkullCandy]

A washed-up actor and a stuffty vocalist?

why not

[Big Brother]

A washed-up actor and a stuffty vocalist?

he says Hayley Williams 'cause he's totally hot for her

[VerticalHorizon]

but you're not nice

Not to you asswipes, but I can be.

[Monocle]

Not to you asswipes, but I can be.

Its true, Vert is like one of the nicest people I've ever met. :o


Also, may as well throw this out there;

Me and my girlfriend.

[Makingblah]

Me and... myself.
(forever alone)