-> Idea Patented
-> Prototype Created
-> Mass Production of Product Starts
-> Product Available to Public
-> Millions Enjoy Their Own Personal Background Music
-> Self Delete Rates Increase Due To Global Ear Rape
-> Earth's Population Drastically Falls
-> World Leaders Meet To Discuss Solution
-> Global Thermonuclear War Breaks Out Due To Conflicting BG Music Among World Leaders
-> Universe Implodes
-> Duke Nukem Forever Released