I'd try everything once.
Okay. Try this drug: Uberawesomethermopone
The side effects are: Massive itching. Heart attacks. Uglyness. Uber hair growth for the rest of your life. And death 1 month after you take the pill.
What this drug does: Makes you stop having massive itching for a month. Stopping heart attacks for 15 days. And stopping uber hair growth for 1 minute. And smells really really awesome.