Post any stupid things cleverbot says or any tricks you learn about him.
cleverbot.com
Heres one:
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Becuase of you.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Say something that had nothing to do with the question.
Cleverbot: Dog!
User: You did it again! Now I'm very sad
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But you're still awesome.
User: Money.
Cleverbot: I like money.
User: Give me money.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: 20 euros.
Cleverbot: I have just decided to charge for questions.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: 20 million.
User: Can i have it?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: 20 million.
Cleverbot: I have just decided to charge for questions.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: 20 million.
User: Ok awnser this. How many times do you jack of in a day?
Cleverbot: No, I did not. How many times do you want me to give birth in a day?
User: 198, so lets get started.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: *starts*.
Cleverbot: That's not quite the beginning I was hoping for.
User: The rest will make up for it.
Cleverbot: As night follows day thou canst then be false to any man.
User: Can I touch you down there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *touches*.
Cleverbot: *slaps*.
User: *touches again*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
To be continued...