Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 1487 times)

Post any stupid things cleverbot says or any tricks you learn about him.
cleverbot.com
Heres one:
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Becuase of you.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Say something that had nothing to do with the question.
Cleverbot: Dog!
User: You did it again! Now I'm very sad
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But you're still awesome.


User: Money.
Cleverbot: I like money.
User: Give me money.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: 20 euros.
Cleverbot: I have just decided to charge for questions.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: 20 million.
User: Can i have it?
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: 20 million.
Cleverbot: I have just decided to charge for questions.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: 20 million.
User: Ok awnser this. How many times do you jack of in a day?
Cleverbot: No, I did not. How many times do you want me to give birth in a day?
User: 198, so lets get started.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: *starts*.
Cleverbot: That's not quite the beginning I was hoping for.
User: The rest will make up for it.
Cleverbot: As night follows day thou canst then be false to any man.
User: Can I touch you down there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *touches*.
Cleverbot: *slaps*.
User: *touches again*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.

To be continued...
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 10:39:12 AM by wazbat »

Stop. loving. Posting. About. Cleverbot.

Stop. loving. Posting. About. Cleverbot.
This is my first post about cleverbot.

I have a feeling thats not actual cleverbot. Its more like this lol

This is my first post about cleverbot.
I'm talking about the whole forum, there's ~ 30 topics about this crap.

This one is actually the worst one yet, you haven't even posted a link to cleverbot.

I'm talking about the whole forum, there's ~ 30 topics about this crap.

This one is actually the worst one yet, you haven't even posted a link to cleverbot.



Everyone who makes a Cleverbot/Talk to God/Talk to Badspot thread is a moron. Does anyone actually sit down and read the 30 pages of awkward interactions between poorly designed AI and a web application?

Everyone who makes a Cleverbot/Talk to God/Talk to Badspot thread is a moron. Does anyone actually sit down and read the 30 pages of awkward interactions between poorly designed AI and a web application?
Nope

Everyone who makes a Cleverbot/Talk to God/Talk to Badspot thread is a moron. Does anyone actually sit down and read the 30 pages of awkward interactions between poorly designed AI and a web application?
Quite honestly I believe that it would be relativly simple to create an AI better than cleverbot.
As in, one which actually has a vauge understanding of the nouns and verbs it uses.



Because you were the first to make this kind of topic.
Yeah... the point is that I made like the first (or second) topic yet like 40 more have been posted.

I made like the first (or second) topic

I hadn't realized you registered in 2008

I hadn't realized you registered in 2008
On Blockland? Yeah.
On the forums. No.