Author Topic: Getting a new kitty.  (Read 1295 times)

Why do people buy cats? I never understood... They're such useless animals.

That's my opinion though :x

They're bros.

You wouldn't understand that till a cat slept trough the entire movie, on your lap, and you have cheeto dust on your hands and you don't want to wake it up cause its hair would get dirty.

Then you just yell at it, it wakes up and head-punts you.


companionship

get norwegian forest kitty

turn it upside down

nuzzle belly

???

goodness

No its white.
Aw,

you would have had a black cat from the Cracka race

They're bros.

You wouldn't understand that till a cat slept trough the entire movie, on your lap, and you have cheeto dust on your hands and you don't want to wake it up cause its hair would get dirty.

Then you just yell at it, it wakes up and head-punts you.

I have a cat. All it does is the 3 s's

stuff
Scratch
Shed


In that order generally too. It sleeps on my lap while I watch movies, refuses to move when I need to piss. The only thing it's good for is a giant napkin so I can wipe my chip-covered fingers on her.

It has a name.

Minxy
I would of named it Poptart, but that's just me.

In that order generally too. It sleeps on my lap while I watch movies, refuses to move when I need to piss. The only thing it's good for is a giant napkin so I can wipe my chip-covered fingers on her.

You must be doing something wrong then

Or the cats are tribal  :cookieMonster:


i have a fat cat, i am aware.
but you said buying cats are pointless :o



but you said buying cats are pointless :o

i didn't buy it. it's my brothers. he had it for a year and then moved off to college. he then discovered the awesome that is a puppy and bought a husky. :o

bitches be jelly of my norwegian forest cat

to me, cats and dogs are the same. they have their own ups and downs, like dogs stuff all over the place, cats only stuff in their litterboxes. And dogs don't scratch, cats do.

bitches be jelly of my norwegian forest cat
my cat would eat that thing