Do you know what this motherforgeter is? THIS IS THE BEST MOTHERloving FIGHTING GAME EVER TO HIT THE GOD-DAMN SHELVES, forgetNUGGETS.
PLOTforget you, do you want a loving plot? THERE ARE MONSTERS. YOU ARE A MONSTER. YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE OTHER MONSTERS. KILL THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD.
CharactersLET'S JUST SET THESE forgetERS DOWN AND GAWK AT THEIR BADASSERY.
RAPTROSHOLY stuff IT'S A DRAGON. IT WILL forget YOUR stuff UP. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO TOUCH YOU. IT RUNS CIRCLES AROUND YOUR FAT ASS AND COATS YOU IN FIRE.
TOGERAGODZILLA IS TOGERA'S BITCH. HE WILL CUT YOU forgetERS UP WITH HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND CLEAN THE WOUNDS WITH ACID. Enough said.
PREYTORI CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THIS CHICK'S SPEED. SHE WILL DICE YOU UP, COOK YOU RARE, AND SERVE YOU TO HER KIDS CARNIVAL STYLE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN BLINK, MOTHERforgetER.
CONGARHOLY stuff, IT'S KING KONG'S OLDER BRO. WHY? IN ADDITION TO HIS BAD ASS FIGHTING MOVES, HE CAN SHATTER YOUR EARS, AND THE REST OF YOU, BY SHOUTING AT YOU.
ROBO-47FOR STARTERS, HE A ROGUE GOVERNMENT ROBOT. AS ANOTHER THING, HE'S ARMED TO THE loving TEETH WITH CHAINGUNS, HOMING ROCKETS, KNIVES, AND EVEN loving WARHAMMERS. TRY TO TOUCH HIM I DARE YOU.
AGAMO...
okay this guy's a piece of stuff.
ULTRA-VYou're thinking Gundam right now, aren't you? WELL forget YOU GOOD SIR, THIS forgetER WITH TURN YOU INTO SUSHI HALFWAY ACROSS THE GODDAMN MAP. GRAPPLING HOOKS AND ENERGY SWORDS GALORE.
ZORGULONIT'S A loving CRABMAN FROM SPACE. HE'S COME HERE TO forget YOUR stuff AND SNIFF FLOWERS.
AND HE CAN'T FIND ANY FLOWERS.
WATCH HIM SICK HIS ENTIRE ARMY ON YOUR ASS. YOU'RE DEAD. GAME OVER.
DISCUSS THIS loving AWESOME GAME.