Author Topic: WAR OF THE MONSTERS  (Read 2026 times)


Do you know what this motherforgeter is? THIS IS THE BEST MOTHERloving FIGHTING GAME EVER TO HIT THE GOD-DAMN SHELVES, forgetNUGGETS.
PLOT
forget you, do you want a loving plot? THERE ARE MONSTERS. YOU ARE A MONSTER. YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE OTHER MONSTERS. KILL THEM UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD.
Characters
LET'S JUST SET THESE forgetERS DOWN AND GAWK AT THEIR BADASSERY.

RAPTROS
HOLY stuff IT'S A DRAGON. IT WILL forget YOUR stuff UP. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO TOUCH YOU. IT RUNS CIRCLES AROUND YOUR FAT ASS AND COATS YOU IN FIRE.

TOGERA
GODZILLA IS TOGERA'S BITCH. HE WILL CUT YOU forgetERS UP WITH HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND CLEAN THE WOUNDS WITH ACID. Enough said.

PREYTOR
I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THIS CHICK'S SPEED. SHE WILL DICE YOU UP, COOK YOU RARE, AND SERVE YOU TO HER KIDS CARNIVAL STYLE BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN BLINK, MOTHERforgetER.

CONGAR
HOLY stuff, IT'S KING KONG'S OLDER BRO. WHY? IN ADDITION TO HIS BAD ASS FIGHTING MOVES, HE CAN SHATTER YOUR EARS, AND THE REST OF YOU, BY SHOUTING AT YOU.

ROBO-47
FOR STARTERS, HE A ROGUE GOVERNMENT ROBOT. AS ANOTHER THING, HE'S ARMED TO THE loving TEETH WITH CHAINGUNS, HOMING ROCKETS, KNIVES, AND EVEN loving WARHAMMERS. TRY TO TOUCH HIM I DARE YOU.

AGAMO
...
okay this guy's a piece of stuff.

ULTRA-V
You're thinking Gundam right now, aren't you? WELL forget YOU GOOD SIR, THIS forgetER WITH TURN YOU INTO SUSHI HALFWAY ACROSS THE GODDAMN MAP. GRAPPLING HOOKS AND ENERGY SWORDS GALORE.

ZORGULON
IT'S A loving CRABMAN FROM SPACE. HE'S COME HERE TO forget YOUR stuff AND SNIFF FLOWERS.
AND HE CAN'T FIND ANY FLOWERS.
WATCH HIM SICK HIS ENTIRE ARMY ON YOUR ASS. YOU'RE DEAD. GAME OVER.
DISCUSS THIS loving AWESOME GAME.

have this game, but i destroyed the case in a fit of rage :(

still have the disk, though :D

THIS IS THE BEST MOTHERloving FIGHTING GAME EVER TO HIT THE GOD-DAMN SHELVES,


Can people stop explaining games like this


"forget forget forget HOLY stuff forget forget"


Can people stop explaining games like this


"forget forget forget HOLY stuff forget forget"
It's inevitable.

i got every origin video :D

Kineticlops will not be appearing in this thread. He is too awesome for swears.
Can people stop explaining games like this


"forget forget forget HOLY stuff forget forget"
Hey, I like the game. You should too.

Kineticlops will not be appearing in this thread. He is too awesome for swears.Hey, I like the game. You should too.

I don't care about whether or not you like it, I'm saying I dislike your way of explaining the game.

I enjoyed this game.

Thank god I have this game and Twisted Metal Black.

kineticlops if my favorite characer

AGAMO
...
okay this guy's a piece of stuff.

Laughed so damn hard.