Author Topic: 'Project Jesus' (Read 5011 times)

Nickelob Ultra · April 29, 2011, 05:27:59 PM

can i b the moses

i have a long stick i can use to split open ~~women~~ oceans

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Monocle · April 29, 2011, 05:28:52 PM

can i b the moses

i have a long stick i can use to split open ~~women~~ oceans

yes.

yes

YESSSSSSS

Azzurolix · April 29, 2011, 05:29:38 PM

People dressed up as religious figures acting like handicaps and spouting lolspeak.

Yeah I'm the dumb one.

Dodger · April 29, 2011, 05:29:54 PM

I'll be the guy that throws pipebombs into your mansion.

Mr.Interceptor · April 29, 2011, 05:30:03 PM

This could probably work.

Monocle · April 29, 2011, 05:30:41 PM

People dressed up as religious figures acting like handicaps and spouting lolspeak.

Yeah I'm the dumb one.

WOAH

WOAH
WOAHHH

u wanna fite?!

I'll be the guy that throws pipebombs into your mansion.

ok. address is 111 w heaven street

it's in heaven

zip code 77777

state: sky

Azzurolix · April 29, 2011, 05:31:36 PM

I case my rest.

Nickelob Ultra · April 29, 2011, 05:31:40 PM

yes.

yes

YESSSSSSS

JOB ACCEPTED <3

People dressed up as religious figures acting like handicaps and spouting lolspeak.

Yeah I'm the dumb one.

forget you i will split the water when it comes out of your shower so much that it'll be mist and you can never bathe yourself

Monocle · April 29, 2011, 05:32:06 PM

forget you i will split the water when it comes out of your shower so much that it'll be mist and you can never bathe yourself

I <3 you.

Azzurolix · April 29, 2011, 05:33:46 PM

I have solid walls around my shower.

I can just set the pressure to high, and the water would splash me.

Big Brother · April 29, 2011, 05:33:54 PM

did i get the job ye??

Dodger · April 29, 2011, 05:34:10 PM

ok. address is 111 w heaven street

it's in heaven

zip code 77777

state: sky

I'll take the flying spaghetti monster up then.

Night Fox · April 29, 2011, 05:34:34 PM

I have solid walls around my shower.

wtf how do you get in and out

Monocle · April 29, 2011, 05:35:13 PM

I have solid walls around my shower.

I can just set the pressure to high, and the water would splash me.

you put solid walls around your shower? that means you get locked in.

and you call me an idiot, lol.

did i get the job ye??

ye, you are the chief of robe washing.

I'll take the flying spaghetti monster up then.

ok. tell him he still owes me $30 from that poker game.

Mr.Interceptor · April 29, 2011, 05:35:28 PM

wtf how do you get in and out

He phases through the wall, duh.