Author Topic: 'Project Jesus'  (Read 5017 times)

I'd like to apply for a job where I get to kiss monocles ass:

I'll be the blind boy who is wandering through the woods and is found by the villagers a week before "Jesus" arrives with his brothers. Now when monocle gets there I shall emerge and beg to be healed. Monocle will then stuff on a maple leaf and make me sniff/snort it. My blindness will be worsened but I'll have super smell. I'll give monocle 500 dollars (plus my virginity if the need arises) and follow him forever. When he gets his mansion, I'll live in a cardboard refrigerator box and pickpocket passing people. 90% of my pillaging will go to Miika, Monocle, and Bisjac. The rest I will spend on Swedish hookers.

You're hired!




Can I be one of the wite wiminz you keep around? :c

Are you fat, asian and smart?!


The real Buddha was skinny. The fat one is the "Happy Buddha" which is a good luck charm

I thought this was some sort of project to recreate the morals and stories of Christianity.

Turns out, it is.

I thought this was some sort of project to recreate the morals and stories of Christianity.

Turns out, it is.

Wanna have a hardcore love orgy with the nuns?

can i b the moses

i have a long stick i can use to split open women oceans
DONT SPLIT ME OPEN
I HAVE ALREADY BEEN SEWN BACK TOGETHER


Wanna have a hardcore love orgy with the nuns?
Depends on the nuns.

Depends on the nuns.

Young French and German virgins, all of them.


im a whit little wimminz. bro.

seems incredibly offensive