FACADE STAGEPLAYSun May 01 15 19 16 2011TRIPWhere are the new wine glasses?GRACEWhat for?TRIPThat should be obvious!GRACEOh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!(Warren knocks on the front door.)(Warren knocks on the front door.)(Warren knocks on the front door.)TRIPUhp, he's here!GRACEWhat?! You said he's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)(Warren knocks on the front door.)(Warren knocks on the front door.)TRIPNo, he's supposed to be here now!GRACETrip...!(Trip opens the front door.)TRIPWarren!! WARRENmondaySTRIPHi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)(Trip closes the front door.)
FACADE STAGEPLAYSun May 01 15 29 52 2011TRIPWhere are the new wine glasses?GRACEWhat for?TRIPThat should be obvious!GRACEOh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!MATTTrip is a friend(MATT knocks on the front door.)(MATT knocks on the front door.)TRIPJesus Grace, come on, -- (interrupted)TRIPOh, he's here!GRACEWhat?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!TRIPNo, he's right on time!GRACEGod... Trip!(Trip opens the front door.)TRIPMatt!! TRIPHey! It's been too long, man! How are you doing, you look great!MATTSup brotherTRIPUh...GRACENo, no, here we are!GRACEMatt, (MATT picks up a trinket 6.)GRACEHi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! -- (interrupted)MATTwhat is thisGRACEUh...GRACEOh, do you like those sculptures? I used to be so into, uh, collecting them... -- (interrupted)MATTNoGRACEOh, okay... GRACEWell, um... make yourself at home, I guess...GRACEYes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.MATTI have to stuffTRIPAh, yes, Matt, I knew you'd like it. -- (interrupted)(Trip closes the front door.)TRIPWell, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate... GRACEHa ha, uhh, I guess it's just -- (interrupted)MATT GRACEOh, um, well... I want to ask you... GRACEUhh, you know, I've been collecting these little glass sculptures -- (interrupted)TRIPMatt, are you -- are you looking for something?MATTI'll just stuff in your kitchenMATTOH GODMATTAUGHMATTEUEUEUGHTRIPThere's really not much to see in there, it's just the kitchen...MATTAh TRIPOkay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about...MATTDon't eat from the fridgeTRIPI'm gonna fix us some drinks.TRIPAh, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of roostertail making accessories.TRIPHow about something fun, (MATT puts down a trinket 6.)TRIPlike margaritas?TRIPI'm a real expert at fixing these, at least that's what everybody tells me.GRACEOh God, Trip, please... let's not go overboard with the drink preparation. -- (interrupted)MATTOkayTRIPPerfect!GRACENo no, GRACEMatt, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?TRIPuhh... -- (interrupted)MATTOh wait, no, i'm an alchoholicTRIPAha! Great! Drinks comin' right up!TRIP(quiet humming) -- (interrupted)GRACE(little sigh) -- (interrupted)MATTI SAID NOTRIPWhat? N - no, no, no, drinks coming right up!(MATT picks up the advice ball.)TRIPGrace, perhaps you'll take a walk on the wild side and join us in a real drink? -- (interrupted)(The advice ball reads, "Yes")MATTYes(MATT puts down the advice ball.)TRIPUh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.GRACEUm, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please.TRIPAh, Chardonnay, certainly.(MATT sits on the couch.)MATTJAZZ HANDSPHONE** RING **(MATT gets up from the couch.)MATTI got itTRIPOh, I'll get it --GRACENo, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.PHONE** RING **GRACEWhat? Wait, -- (interrupted)(MATT picks up the phone.)PHONEGrace? Hello? GRACEMatt, no! Please don't do that.MATTrichardsMATTMeatPHONEWho is this? Grace is that you?GRACEUhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.PHONEI don't recognize your voice...MATTIt's jesusTRIPOh!PHONEExcuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **GRACEOkay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up. -- (interrupted)(MATT puts down the phone.)GRACEOh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later, or in a few days, heh.MATTCan I have my wineGRACE(nervous coughing)TRIPuh... ha heh heh...TRIPgod, I don't, um...GRACE(nervous coughing)TRIPthat's, um...TRIPha ha, heh...GRACEha ha ha...TRIPha ha ha!GRACEha ha ha ha!!MATTSTOP BEING SO AWKWARDTRIPHa ha ha, heh, Matt, GRACEheh heh heh...TRIPheh, you had me going there for a sec...TRIPheh, ha ha...TRIPYou're not afraid to say anything, are you?MATTI'm loving jumping out this windoTRIPput us on the spot...TRIPheh heh, you're crazy, you know that?TRIPheh, ha ha...(MATT sits on the couch.)TRIP(big sigh)MATTow(MATT gets up from the couch.)TRIPAnyway... what were we talking about, heh?TRIPWell I'll just put this on the bar for you.TRIPHeh heh, Matt, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?(MATT picks up a player's drink.)GRACEYes...(MATT sips his player's drink.)TRIPHey, I just realized something.(MATT sips his player's drink.)GRACEWhat...(MATT sips his player's drink.)TRIPWe have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night!(MATT sips his player's drink.)(MATT sips his player's drink.)GRACEWhat do you mean?(MATT sips his player's drink.)TRIPMatt, remember, it -- (interrupted)MATTGULPTRIPUh, well, remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight?MATTNoTRIPUh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. -- (interrupted)MATTI have a drinking problemTRIPNo, no, no it's, uh -- it's good to see you again.GRACE(big sigh)GRACEMatt, you're not enjoying this are you?TRIPWhat?MATTYeah I was arrested for DUIGRACETrip, have -- (interrupted)TRIPWhat...?TRIPGrace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...GRACETrip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our -- (interrupted)MATTLISTEN TO METRIPWe're NOT disagreeing. -- (interrupted)TRIPW -- wait, wait, b - but, no no, w - we're -- we're not disagreeing.GRACEAlright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha.MATTI'M ON THE VERGE OF Self DeleteTRIPMatt, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...GRACE(impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer -- -- (interrupted)MATTNO I DON'T WANT TOTRIPGrace, just because -- (interrupted)(Trip sips his Trip's drink.)GRACEOh no, no, go look at Trip's Italy photo...(MATT sips his player's drink.)(MATT sips his player's drink.)TRIPSo, come on, I -- I want you to look at this!GRACE(annoyed sigh)GRACEWhy did I allow you to put that up...MATTthats niceTRIPOh, um...GRACEHow nice of you to say that. Isn't it good to see our friend after so long?(MATT puts down a player's drink.)TRIP(clears throat)(MATT sits on the couch.)(MATT gets up from the couch.)GRACETrip, you see, your special interest for all things European is making our friend very uncomfortable!MATThaha special interestTRIPGoddammit, Grace, this was supposed to be our second honeymoon!GRACEWhat? Matt, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's -- (interrupted)MATThit herTRIPJesus, -- (interrupted)MATTHIT HERTRIPWait -- see -- I just wanted to spend time together!MATTKill herTRIPuh...GRACE(nervous coughing)TRIP(nervous coughing)MATTI'll hide the bodyTRIPyou, uh...GRACE(nervous coughing)MATTIt's okayTRIPha ha...TRIPheh, ha ha ha!GRACEha ha ha ha ha, heh...GRACEha ha ha ha ha!!TRIPHa ha ha, Matt, MATTCOME ON IT'LL BE QUICKGRACEheh heh...TRIPheh heh, you had me going there for a sec...MATTI'm seriousTRIPheh, ha ha...TRIPNever afraid to push your luck, heh heh...TRIPmess with us ...TRIPheh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?MATTNo i'm not kidding do itTRIPha ha...TRIP(big sigh)TRIPAnyway, uh... what -- what were we talking about?MATTBITCH STOP SMILING AT METRIPUhh, you're driving me insane!GRACEAhh, no, I'm the one going insane!MATTShut up friendGRACEGoddamn second honeymoon...GRACEWhat?!? That's really rude, where did that come from? You're acting crazy!MATTShut up bitchGRACETrip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted)TRIPYou know what, Matt, that's it, you need to leave.MATTNONONONONONONONONOTRIPWe can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know?MATTno wait(Trip opens the front door.)TRIPWe'll be fine -- just go.MATTforget YOU TRIP I WILL KILL YOU(Trip closes the front door.)
"Alright, let me fix this. I have the incredible ability to touch my nipples with only my toes."LOL
Too bad you can't type that in the game
Did you watch the video?
Doesn't really work :P
