Damn Farms: Farm to Fridge

[Nexus]

people make mistakes. food that is processed isn't the problem, the problem is the animals not tasting as good as animals that get exercise. also, people make mistakes. just because the person is a good cook doesn't mean they can't forget up.

You cannot imagine how horrible it tasted.  Apparently, this turkey ran alot and was like muscle turkey.  I know I'm going to make people sad with this brown townogy, but it is also the reason they don't let baby cows excersice when making veal, because those muscles are tough and not good for eating.

It took like 3 and a half times longer to cook through this turkey than a regular store bought turkey, and by the time it finally cooked it was so dry it could not be safely eaten.


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whaaat.....

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[fred da kiko]

You cannot imagine how horrible it tasted.  Apparently, this turkey ran alot and was like muscle turkey.  I know I'm going to make people sad with this brown townogy, but it is also the reason they don't let baby cows excersice when making veal, because those muscles are tough and not good for eating.

It took like 3 and a half times longer to cook through this turkey than a regular store bought turkey, and by the time it finally cooked it was so dry it could not be safely eaten.


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whaaat.....

there is a difference between farm animals and farm animals that are super buff. imagine an animal that was cramped in a cage for it's whole life. now imagine an animal grazing on a pasture. which one seems better suited for consuming?

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You cannot imagine how horrible it tasted.  Apparently, this turkey ran alot and was like muscle turkey.  I know I'm going to make people sad with this brown townogy, but it is also the reason they don't let baby cows excersice when making veal, because those muscles are tough and not good for eating.

It took like 3 and a half times longer to cook through this turkey than a regular store bought turkey, and by the time it finally cooked it was so dry it could not be safely eaten.


Warning - while you were typing 12 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

whaaat.....

Depends on the animal.

Beef tastes like stuff when it doesn't get exercise.

[Monocle]

Oh god.. I had to watch this and write a paper about.. I cried while watching it. :c

[Nexus]

there is a difference between farm animals and farm animals that are super buff. imagine an animal that was cramped in a cage for it's whole life. now imagine an animal grazing on a pasture. which one seems better suited for consuming?

I like the captivity veal wiener schnitzel.  With a little bit of lemon juice it is wonderful.

[fred da kiko]

Depends on the animal.

Beef tastes like stuff when it doesn't get exercise.

turkeys taste better when they get a moderate amount of exercise. the turkey you got was either forgeted with a lot and ran out of fear or it was just super energetic. either way i think you forgeted up natural selection and killed off the strongest link.

[SPooK]

Oh god.. I had to watch this and write a paper about.. I cried while watching it. :c

Peace be with you.

[Nexus]

turkeys taste better when they get a moderate amount of exercise. the turkey you got was either forgeted with a lot and ran out of fear or it was just super energetic. either way i think you forgeted up natural selection and killed off the strongest link.

Its a farm, how much natural selection goes on there.... ?

[Lørd Tøny]

Its a farm, how much natural selection goes on there.... ?

Well think of farms before 1920.

[fred da kiko]

Its a farm, how much natural selection goes on there.... ?

the strongest animals are usually chosen for breeding and used for artificial selection.

[SPooK]

Well think of farms before 1920.

lol

[Nexus]

the strongest animals are usually chosen for breeding and used for artificial selection.

Artificial selection is different.  If the turkey was the top of the link there, then the farmer was silly for selling it to us, unless he knew that it was too muscly and tough.  OMG that jerk!

[Lørd Tøny]

 The only hard muscle stuff the turkey will have is the legs.

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 The legs <3

[fred da kiko]

Artificial selection is different.  If the turkey was the top of the link there, then the farmer was silly for selling it to us, unless he knew that it was too muscly and tough.  OMG that jerk!

kill and eat him...