Author Topic: Stray cat gave birth in my garage. (Read 3988 times)

IkeTheGeneric · May 03, 2011, 09:57:06 AM

So last night a stray cat just showed up and gave birth. We found her in a box with kittens in it. She purrs if anyone comes near her, and she seems friendly enough.

But it's weird that the cat has only been here once and she gave birth here.

.. :l

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Jaxx · May 03, 2011, 10:02:31 AM

Name it Scrappy.
:D

IkeTheGeneric · May 03, 2011, 10:03:30 AM

Quote from: Jaxx on May 03, 2011, 10:02:31 AM

Name it Scrappy.
:D

It's a really tiny cat and my mom cannot believe she gave birth to six kittens.

shafin25 · May 03, 2011, 10:19:47 AM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on May 03, 2011, 10:03:30 AM

It's a really tiny cat and my mom cannot believe she gave birth to six kittens.

Name the mother Mastermind
And all the six kittens:
Scrapper
Robber
Criminal
Thief
Decoy
Distract

LegendZ · May 03, 2011, 10:26:54 AM

Quote from: shafin25 on May 03, 2011, 10:19:47 AM

Name the mother Mastermind
And all the six kittens:
Scrapper
Robber
Criminal
Thief
Decoy
Distract

Thief and Criminal is too broad. We need to specify.
My name suggestions are:
Mother: Mastermind
Kids:
Mugger
Rapist
Murderer
Snitch
Pickpocket
Decoy

Altered · May 03, 2011, 10:35:27 AM

Mother: Il Capo
Kittens:
Truffa
Rubare
Uccidere
Assassinio
Stupro
Molestare

<3 translators that probably don't work but still

LegendZ · May 03, 2011, 10:48:00 AM

What do you mean translators that don't work?

You translated the names and those came up?
Assassinio sounds like murderer, but murderer is 3rd on my list, not 4th :/

CapTMeaT · May 03, 2011, 10:48:34 AM

name one captmeat :D

Oasis · May 03, 2011, 10:49:45 AM

Name the mother Heavy
Pyro
Sniper
Medic
Scout
Heavy
Engineer

Altered · May 03, 2011, 10:50:47 AM

Quote from: LegendZ on May 03, 2011, 10:48:00 AM

What do you mean translators that don't work?

You translated the names and those came up?
Assassinio sounds like murderer, but murderer is 3rd on my list, not 4th :/

They're in Italian (or if it's incorrect "translator italian").
Mother: The Boss
Kittens:
Swindle
Steal
Kill
Murder
Rape
Molester (either that or molest, I'm not sure)

Bloxxed · May 03, 2011, 10:54:40 AM

Awwww <3

Kilser · May 03, 2011, 10:56:13 AM

This always happens to Ike. Why dear god always Ike?

Visage · May 03, 2011, 11:06:02 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 03, 2011, 10:56:13 AM

This always happens to Ike. Why dear god always Ike?

I kind of have a feeling Ike is the kind of person that is looking outside his window and sees a cat and is like "NEW BL FORUM IDEA AHHH YEAAAA!"

Trymos · May 03, 2011, 11:10:45 AM

Heres what you name your cats:
Mother: Ikethegeneric
.::Taboo::.
Trymos
Iban
Badspot
Kilser
Kalphiter

Kevdude · May 03, 2011, 11:28:21 AM

Murder them all, cats are gay