Stray cat gave birth in my garage.

[Nikki]

Name them all after food. Proceed to eat them later when they're plump.

[Ad Bot]

[Max4344]

No, because school is too far away and my mom doesn't want to pay for gas when she can homeschool me.

its called using a school bus

[Socky]

Freeze them then snap off their tails and play darts with them

Getting rid of pests and having fun

[Rainbow]

Name them after forum idiots, even the mother

Such as the mother idiot being named IkeTheGeneric

[Socky]

Name them all after one idiot

Mother: R
A
I
N
B
O
W

[T0XIC]

Freeze them then snap off their tails and play darts with them

Getting rid of pests and having fun

D:......

[Kalphiter]

Ike now has 6 half-siblings

[Night Fox]

Freeze them then snap off their tails and play darts with them
Getting rid of pests and having fun

That's illegal, dipstuff.

[Socky]

That's illegal, dipstuff.

joke







Your head

[Night Fox]

Doubt it.

[Sandvich]

joke







Your head

I would have actually done it 

[Socky]

Doubt it.

cool

i try to make a funny but then a wild hypocrite appeared.

[Night Fox]

Funny is an adjective.

[Altered]

Funny is an adjective.

So are you.

[Night Fox]

So are you.

Your mother.