Author Topic: Wild turtle in my backyard  (Read 2474 times)

She watches japanese girls shoot fish out of their starfish.

 That reminds me of that one time I was curious about the eel video.
Wasn't that bad, somewhere deep down I liked it.

CAUTION THIS VIDEO HAS TURTLE love IN IT.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMevDIpZrA

Oh god. This is scary.

That's what I was talking about. :cookieMonster:
man brb fapping

 Use a large cup, and a huge cardboard to catch it.

Find a female and make them love, it's funny as hell.
This



So if I ever want to forget a woman, I just run up to her, headbutt her twice, chase her down, and mount her?

Sounds easy enough.


So if I ever want to forget a woman, I just run up to her, headbutt her twice, chase her down, and mount her?

Sounds easy enough.
yup
isint even a challenge with all the whores theese days


you gain 10 exp
level up!

There's always turtles in my backyard during the summer. We give them carrots and follow them around

There's always turtles in my backyard during the summer. We give them carrots and follow them around
The must be really boring. Following turtles around.

So if I ever want to forget a woman, I just run up to her, headbutt her twice, chase her down, and mount her?

Sounds easy enough.
You forgot the making heavy breath sounds.