She watches japanese girls shoot fish out of their starfish.
Find a female and make them love, it's funny as hell.
CAUTION THIS VIDEO HAS TURTLE love IN IT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMevDIpZrAOh god. This is scary.
So if I ever want to forget a woman, I just run up to her, headbutt her twice, chase her down, and mount her?Sounds easy enough.
Throw a Pokeball at it
There's always turtles in my backyard during the summer. We give them carrots and follow them around