The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

It appears that Carl is in the middle of nowhere. Walk somewhere elsewhere, or just sit here and do nothing. You can also tell him to do something completely off topic.

Options - You have a : Buttscratcher, model airplane, a dead orphan child, and some newspaper.

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[Alex Man!]

I start it off - Instead of walking, i use the buttscratcher and the orphan child as a shovel. You are now underground. Now what?

[Nymethus]

You can't see anything. That's what happens.

[Alex Man!]

Yep, it's too dark.
You climb back up to the surface. Now what? Inventory : Broken dead orphan child, some newspaper, a butt scratcher, and a model airplane.

[mazeribot]

-snip-

creepDOGGEY

[Alex Man!]

creep DOG

fffff- Your'e suppost to post what he does next.

[Nymethus]

Go see a physician to check if you're brain damaged.

[mazeribot]

fffff- Your'e suppost to post what he does next.

Sorry, had to get it out.

ontopic:

He finds out that he physician is a creep rapist and carl runs for hes life. What do he do next?

[Alex Man!]

Carl learns he has brain damnage, but then he finds out the doctor is a rapist! He runs,  but now he's going to go to jail for killing an orphan. You punch a cop in the face, now you have a gun and run away. Now what? Inventory : Glock, model airplane , newspaper, and dead orphan kid you threw in the trash.

[Nymethus]

shoot your left hand off

[Alex Man!]

shoot your left hand off

You aim your gun at your hand. BUT THEN A POLICE OFFICER SHOOTS YOUR LEFT HAND OFF FOR YOU!!! AHHHFGHHGHGHG But then you use the newspaper on your ass and your hand grows back. You shoot the police officer 20 times in the face.

[Nymethus]

lol how many mags did you get from that first officer

and how many from the second


also if your hands can grow back then it sucks, please keep it from sucking that much

your hand is OFF and you're dying

[Alex Man!]

lol how many mags did you get from that first officer

and how many from the second


also if your hands can grow back then it sucks, please keep it from sucking that much

your hand is OFF and you're dying

okay. You put the newspaper on your hand, and run to a doctor. 4 magazines.

[Nymethus]

or take some skin from that dead child and fix it up with..magic. but no.

Okay this is America right? The doctor says you have to pay $1000 or she won't do stuff.

[Alex Man!]

MAKE LOVE TO THE FEMALE DOCTOR You leave, it starts to rain. You see a wealthy man with a large amount of money. What to do?
Continue.