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Author Topic: The legend of Carl.  (Read 30944 times)

You punch launch the fist with your newly earned upgrade, the door falls apart, and the hinges fall to the floor.
A worker finds you and calls the police immediately
 , for using an illegal item on his stolen robotic hand, and for also blowing up a loving door.

You should know the inventory.

> Carl: find the nearest manhole and get in it.


You get in the nearest manhole. It smells like ass in here. You wait until night, and you come out. A policeman with a flashlight walking down the sidewalk.
What now? 142 projectiles in projectile gun. 140 bullets, 4 model airplane peices.
Backscratcher , Empty gun , Bionic charged hand.

Go back down.
Find random statue that looks like you.


Statue goes completley apestuff and grabs you.  (lol)
Now what?


Break free with your dragon ball z super powers.

Psh, how in the forget is he going to do tha-
OH MY GOD THAT WORKED.
Anyways, that's only going to happen one ti-

.... Okay, You get out of the manhole for the 2'nd time. Now what happens?
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 09:46:13 PM by Alex Man! »

kick another door in :D

> Carl: Wonder why your limbs have become straight lines.

> OP: Stop saving the images as a .jpg.

> OP: Stop saving the images as a .jpg.
*Insert I DONT GIVE A stuff gmod idiot box episode 6 image here.*
« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 02:19:32 PM by Alex Man! »

kick another door in :D

Well, you PUNCHED it last time. You kick it, hard. But then your foot hurts. Really bad.

 You find a mysterious fiqure, you fire at it, but then the bullet from the projectile gun comes back and barley misses. You accidentally  drop your gun, then you notice he was using a reflective shield. Now what?

punching time

also see if your foot is ok ask it how its day has been etc.


You fire your rocket hand into that guy's face. Smashing his skull into 5 peices. No wonder why those power cells were illegal. Anyways, after asking how the foot has been, being on the ground and all. Being slammed against a door, you go back to the door. Now what?
INVENTORY : 141 PROJECTILES , empty gun (4 Airplane peices, 99 bullets)
« Last Edit: May 12, 2011, 05:21:46 PM by Alex Man! »

Bypass the door by smashing through the wall.