The legend of Carl.

[Nymethus]

Thee ghost is also riding a cow

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[Alex Man!]

The cow magically turns into a horse, and starts chasing after you! oooohmygooooooddddd[/size ]You hide in a trashcan, and punch a hobo with a cellphone to death, and call ghostbusters.

[Trogtor]

Ghost busters come and you punch all 4 of them in the nuts and take their Ghost Guns

[Nymethus]

the horse also turns into a unicorn

[Alex Man!]

You take their ghost guns and kill the ghost, then killing the Ghostbusters. And you beat the unicorn to death, right after it impales a guy, killing him instantly.                                                       INVENTORY : 137 projectiles in gun. newspaper Bootyscratcher

[PowerDag]

> Carl's Mind Squid (who will now be referred to as Craig): Boost Carl's power.

[Alex Man!]

> Carl's Mind Squid (who will now be referred to as Craig): Boost Carl's power.

No squid. Squids are for pussies. You pull the squid out of your mind, and punch it to death.

[PowerDag]

PowerDag runs in, holding a boombox blasting out RED ZONE, and kicks Carl straight into the sun.

[Alex Man!]

                                 Powerdag kicks carl's twin brother into the sun, while the real carl gets out of the bathroom, he kicks PowerDag in the nuts, and shoots him in the shins, and runs away. Problem solved, son. 139 projectiles i think lol idunno

[PowerDag]

PowerDag kicks the Sun into Carl!

[Alex Man!]

PowerDag kicks the Sun into Carl!

Stop. I go this time. You get the idea of returning to that hole you dug at the very beginning. And with the new light you have, you can see what's around you. What's down there?

[coolCPU1]

Carl sees a stack of waffles and goes after it, but it's a tarp. AND YES I MEAN A TARP.

[Alex Man!]

It was connected to a line, and he followed it, right before reaching it, he steps on a trap that blows him across the room. And is now being held tied up at gunpoint by Mr.Fluff with a AK-47. WUT DO?

[Alex Man!]

Brand new GIF!

[PowerDag]

> Carl: Take that AK and break his head with it. LIKE A BOSS.