The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

good job. You just wasted 100 bullets of your magical infinite ammo.

[Ad Bot]

[Nymethus]

Try talking to the skeleton with a fancy hat

[Alex Man!]

The only skeleton with a fancy hat is just a skull. You try talking to it, but it just tells you to forget off, and earn some money. Get a job so you can talk to that mofo?

[PowerDag]

Burn those motherforgeters to the ground.

[Alex Man!]

With wut

[PowerDag]

WITH MAGICAL FIRE YOU JUST HAPPEN TO stuff OUT! 

[Alex Man!]

WITH MAGICAL FIRE YOU JUST HAPPEN TO stuff OUT! 

And shappow! You stuff him out, and it lights the place on fire, and you run.
Look around?

[Alex Man!]

New GIF!

[Nymethus]

go to town to try find a job since skeletons don't burn that much

[Alex Man!]

You go get a job at a Mc.Donalds. But then you get fired for making one of the customers feel uncomfortable.

You have - lovey Ak47 that has unlimited ammo. Projectile gun with 149 projectiles. (140 glock bullets. 9 model airplane pieces) And now a Mc. Donalds hat which you stole from your job.

[DracoSoul]

why would anyone want you to take their oder

[Alex Man!]

why would anyone want you to take their oder

I have no idea how i misspelled that. Pretend that he's talking like a hillbilly for no reason there. Then it'll make sense.

[Alex Man!]

New picture i drew!

[Alex Man!]

Let me do it this time. Creg the mind squid comes back from the dead, and makes you want to slam your head against a brick wall, and forces you to not move anything else on your body, but your legs. You kick yourself in the nuts, fall over, and Creg falls out, it then appears that ontop of Creg, is a tiny clone of mr.fluff on him! Now what.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Send a mini-clone army at the mr.fluff