The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

Oh, this is cool, i guess- HOLY stuff WHA. A missile blows up the wall! It appears that there is more than 1 Mr.Fluff robot around- IT'S GIANT. And there's a roosterpit at the top..It's the real Mr.Fluff! The missile hand moves inside of the robot, comes back out as a claw, the claw spins around, and extends to your position. Almost killing you. What happens next?

[Ad Bot]

[Brickarms]

>carl: beat the stuff out of mr fluff for braking the echeladder and fix the echeladder

[Alex Man!]

You manage to climb up him, reach to the roosterpit, and shoot Mr.Fluff in the face. Then the robot falls onto the echoladder. And luckily Douchey got out at the last moment with that...Pig thing.

[LeetZero]

I seriously have no idea what is going on.

[Brickarms]

NOW climb the echeladder to "brilliant doge"

[Alex Man!]

I seriously have no idea what is going on.

He got some weirdass echoladder, then the giant robot blew a hole in the wall, and read what i typed. Oh, and after shooting mr.fluff in the face on the top of the robot, the giant robot fell on the echoladder thingy. Smashed it into bits. And douchey got out just in time, with that blue pig thing.

[Alex Man!]

THEN SUDDENLY A METEOR CRASHES NEARBY. CONVINETLY DESTROYING A BUILDING AND REVEALING ALIENS THAT ARE DESTROYING THE CITY. Wudda you gonna do?
bitch you better not take my Klondike bar or your'e gonna get cut, bitch. and this was also a picture i drew for deviantart. So shut your tits about the URL

[Brickarms]

He got some weirdass echoladder, then the giant robot blew a hole in the wall, and read what i typed. Oh, and after shooting mr.fluff in the face on the top of the robot, the giant robot fell on the echoladder thingy. Smashed it into bits. And douchey got out just in time, with that blue pig thing.

if you read mspa, you would know what it is
it is sortof a levelup thingy
you get boondollars and you can turn them in for real money
you climb as in "level up"
and every time you slay a boss you level up or alot of baddies
there you go

[Alex Man!]

Dog, you posted right after i updated. Continue from there. *No echoladder please. You can do anything else, though.*

[Brickarms]

Dog, you posted right after i updated. Continue from there. *No echoladder please. You can do anything else, though.*

i can give you other templates for things, just talk to arsenicCatnip on steam.

[Brickarms]

Dog, you posted right after i updated. Continue from there. *No echoladder please. You can do anything else, though.*

heres some templates i got
Strifecard-to activate you weapon you need to put it in a strife card
Sylladex-invetory
your strife card would say fistkind because of your robotic hand
the sylladex is the pink cards

[Alex Man!]

Ok. But please continue the story with less homestuck stuff.

[Alex Man!]

OK, fine. You can post anything you want that happens next. It just to relate with the story.

[Brickarms]

OK, fine. You can post anything you want that happens next. It just to relate with the story.

the thing is i wanted to help out, but ok
hm
go to walmart with the pig and buy some poptarts for you and douche and get a movie

[Alex Man!]

You walk over to the walmart, and the braindead employees left a bunch of random items in this aisle. *spot the homestuck reference in the picture* you get the stuff and return to your'e friend from before the story's house and eat the poptarts while watching scary movie. *Not a grammar error*  What happens next?