The legend of Carl.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Eat spinach then throw the guy to china.

This, but with a twist:
Feed your ROBOT HAND some spinach and maybe a little banana flavored Muscle Milk. Then throw the guy to China.

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[Alex Man!]

This, but with a twist:
Feed your ROBOT HAND some spinach and maybe a little banana flavored Muscle Milk. Then throw the guy to China.

You throw the guy towards china, and then he stretches back on one of those tennis nets like a cartoon, and flies back at you. What do you do?
(No picture because i just animated a youtube thing.)
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(I'm continuing this time - You fire your robot hand at him and he explodes? Odd.
The sirens start running because someone attempted escape, and you murdered a murderer. What do you do?

[LeetZero]

Look as non-innocent as possible, and end up with Douchey in prison.

[Alex Man!]

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Alright, when you get in jail, you get in the same cell as you. But you discover that your new robot hand has a hologram option! What do you use it for/Or what do you do?

[Sonicfangirl11]

Fake yourself escaping the prison using the hologram so that you can break Douchey out.

[Alex Man!]

holy crap that hologram program sucks at drawing. Anyways, while everyone is trying to chase down the fake Carl and Douchey, you burst through the wall of the prison and fly through the fence.

[LeetZero]

Meanwhile Douchy escapes, you infact go back, steal some weapons from the armory, then go after Douchey. 

[Alex Man!]

Psh, who needs weapons? You steal some sunglasses, and a copy of duke nukem forever. But then you notice you can only hold two weapons and rage. Oh snap - There's a hobo charging at  you with a steel chair! Wuddo do?

[Sonicfangirl11]

Do an awesome front flip to land on his head with your hands and proceed to vault off

Because, I mean, the shades DO provide awesome power from within.

[PowerDag]

> Engage HERO MODE. Use the WORTHLESS HOBO's STEEL CHAIR against him!

[Alex Man!]

Psh - Who needs chairs! You punch him in the face with your non-robot hand wich has grown more awesome because of his super duper sunglas- A robot that looks like Mr.Fluff swoops in and takes of your sunglasses! What the duck happens next?

[PowerDag]

> Carl: Enter MURDER MODE. Mutilate Fluffbot.001 violently with an eating utensil.

[Alex Man!]

After beating the stuff out of the robot, your sunglasses are nowhere to be found. So you put back on your normal ones. The only thing nearby the prison is a road, and a forest. You can look around at any time to see what is around you at the moment.

[Alex Man!]

Dat un-needed bump.

[LeetZero]

Unleash your rage on a cop officer that has glasses, steal his glasses and run the forget away.