The legend of Carl.

[coolCPU1]

Let the tiger rampage through town while you collect the money from all the dead people.

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

PNG, SON.
Anyways, the tiger runs around and kills everyone. But then pops from regular show does stuff and eats a lollipop while a tiger feasts on everyone. You get 300 dollars in the process, because not that many people carry alot of money around.

[Alex Man!]

I WILL RAGE HARDER THAN POSSIBLE IF NO-ONE CONTINUES THE STORY

[Alex Man!]

WHY WONT YOU ASSCLOWNS CONTINUE

[LeetZero]

Run towards the nearest shop and buy skateboard and safety gear.

[hankyje]

WHY WONT YOU ASSCLOWNS CONTINUE

[Legodude77]

Kill everyone

[Nymethus]

or a longboard

[PowerDag]

> Alex: Be Karkat.

[Alex Man!]

You dont get any gear, but you buy a skateboard, and bash that troll's face in that was dancing.
Oh, and the police are coming.


Now what?

[LeetZero]

Skate in tight alleyways trying to prevent the police cars reaching you.

[Alex Man!]

Alright.
You do so, and...The cops are dumb as hell apparently. They don't know they can just drive aro- OH stuff THEY HEARD ME RUN

[Sonicfangirl11]

Taunt the cops and do awesome tricks in your escape.

[Alex Man!]

Mmmkay.
After being an ass about it, you run into a pole and pass out. You find yourself in a van full of popscicles. Oh lord.

[Legodude77]

type kill in console