The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

Getaway with the skateboard again, but however, hug him tight, lift him up, and getaway with him.

Mkay, but like Carl's, his head is extremely loving heavy. So you're slowing down for a bit. Douchy Mc.Douchebag then says "I SWALLOWED ALOT OF RUBBER. IF I FLEW AGAINST A WALL, I'D COME BACK."
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What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

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[Alex Man!]

glorious png!
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EDIT : Holy stuff he's pointing at my avatar

[LeetZero]

Holy stuff he's pointing at my avatar

Your avatar which is a creep bear pika. loving AWESOME.

Also, am I the only one who is participating in the thread at the time?


Get home and throw him on the sofa, strap him on the sofa with anything you have, and put the TV on Justin Bieber and yell at him "Wabalaalalaalalbooooo" again.

[Nymethus]

because alex mad if we post too much lol

[Alex Man!]

You do so, and he uses his stubby-ass tail to dial the cellphone in his back pocket for the police. Fffffffffffffffffffffff-

[LeetZero]

You do so, and he uses his stubby-ass tail to dial the cellphone in his back pocket for the police. Fffffffffffffffffffffff-

Run to your friends house (take Douche with you), slam him on your friend's sofa (Your friend being Mr. Assmufin Assduff Ass) and yet again, tie him to the sofa, and also, munch his cellphone.

(Also don't forget the "Wabalaalalaalalbooooo")

[Alex Man!]

You do that, but then the police magically come for some reason, you should run.
(No picture because my headache is really bad.)

[LeetZero]

Quickly take Douche, take him up the window, look back at the police and scream "Wabalaalalaalalbooooo", as in a attempt to threathen Douche's death by falling!

[LegendZ]

OR, getaway with your skateboard again, climb up a high tower(you're in a city, find one) and scream

"Wabalaalalaalalbooooo", as in a attempt to threathen Douche's death by falling!

[Alex Man!]

OR, getaway with your skateboard again, climb up a high tower(you're in a city, find one) and scream

Alright. The police go away and you lock douchey inside of a box.

[GLaDOS (Portal)]

Douche becomes big and challenges you to a fight.

[Alex Man!]

Douche becomes big and challenges you to a fight.

What a big douche. Anyways, battle options are...... He has 1000 health Super gun blast (200 Damage)
Shoot in the giant balls (400)
Use robot hand to punch (No need to be specific) (500 damage)

[coolCPU1]

Hug attack: turns douche normal again.

[Alex Man!]

You fix douchey, but he seems pretty pissed at you.
What happens next?
Please? I'll give you many 's.