The legend of Carl.

[plad101]

Blow him up

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

You dun have any explosives.

[plad101]

You dun have any explosives.

D: Then Kill him

[Alex Man!]

You shoot him in the head. He wasn't a zombie, it was that guy inside of the house that watched the TV all night. Someone nearby called the police and they are on the way. What happens next?

[J MASTER]

Claim that there was an army of creepers invading, you were just taking precautions, because he was in your house (hehehe, you now own his house)
/roll4bluff

[Alex Man!]

Lie successful! Then, douchey and flabber come out of your inventory and gasp for air,
and say "Don't eat those chocolate bars i made in there." What happens next?

[PowerDag]

> Meet with your other OTHER friend. He is a bat.

[Alex Man!]

Lol. (I know he meant the other bat. But this is a joke.) You take your new friend, the bat, and use him as a weapon. He doesn't like to talk i guess. You walk away and go back to your house, where it's all weird when you get to see all of it. What happens next.

[Alex Man!]

*Keeping this thread from dying*

[LeetZero]

You check if the entire town has a orgy party or zombies. If there are zombies, quickly find a car and drive away with Douchey and Flabber. If the entire town has a orgy, film it and then sell the tapes to become rich.

[Alex Man!]

You check if the entire town has a orgy party or zombies. If there are zombies, quickly find a car and drive away with Douchey and Flabber. If the entire town has a orgy, film it and then sell the tapes to become rich.

You drive away from all of the zombies, but the whole city is infected, so, where to?

[J MASTER]

NASA, grab a suit, some freeze-dried food, and a rocket. To the moon!

[LeetZero]

Realize that you can't drive and smash into zombies randomly, but because you're being scared DON'T take the feed off the pedal, since you are traumatized from the realization that you can't drive.. Or something like that.

[Alex Man!]

The steering wheel flies away and the car starts driving itself. The car hits 88 miles per hour and makes you travel to the future! (This is actually serious) And then when you get to the future, your car is flying, and no-one knows about your past crimes, the steering wheel comes back and you have full control. There is various buildings around that you can choose what they are. What happens next?

[Alex Man!]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell?