So I open up my laptop and...

[Proog]

Harness their power and become Qwepir, Ant Queen Overlord!
Invade Internet cafes.

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

That sounds so believable but so hard to believe.

http://www.slate.com/id/2191749/

[Menen]

Stocking proves the Asian stereotype better than Keonesan

[Belogna]

I guess there's ants in my pants.
 

[e-maxx]

I guess there's ants in my pants.
 

[nickbond1]

Remove the batterys after turning off.

[captain blue]

I guess your computer has some...




bugs





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAH

[Night Fox]

Remove the batterys after turning off.

It's a laptop, stupid.

[e-maxx]

It's a laptop, stupid.

your point

[carolcat]

I guess your computer has some...



bugs




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAH

That was for when they found a moth in a circuit board, causing it to malfunction D:

[HellHound]

Looks like you got a bit of an antsy problem. (No pun intended) Grab a can of Off and spray it on the keyboard. Then making sure th laptop's OFF, wipe the keyboard off with a slightly damp towel. NOTICE!!! Try spraying in a bit of water on the keyboard, then blow under the keyboard, then wipe with a towel. Do this BEFORE you decide to use Off, because it MAY destroy your laptop.

[james4115]

anyone else look at their keyboards?
raise your hands

[palpatine]

In a short sentence, They are getting stoned out of their minds in there. Bring in the cop ants to arrest them.

[Night Fox]

your point

Is that I have yet to meet a person who removes their laptop battery on a regular basis.

[ShadowZero]

Get some dust off.