14 pound Baby born in CA

[Embargo]

http://www.kcentv.com/story/14633110/14-pound-baby-born-in-california :O

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

GUYS GUYS
A BABY WAS BORN WHICH WEIGHTED SLIGHTLY HEAVIER THAN AVERAGE
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS WILL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE!

[star9578]

Holy stuff, thats one heavy baby.

I bet at this point, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway down there.

@Jetlok: An average baby weighs about 7 pounds, 8 ounces at birth, this baby is about double that.

[Stocking]

GUYS GUYS
A BABY WAS BORN WHICH WEIGHTED SLIGHTLY HEAVIER THAN AVERAGE
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS WILL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE!

Did you know humans frown on weight variances?

If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.

[Jetlok]

Did you know humans frown on weight variances?

If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.

okay.

Iban your weight variance is above the norm.

[Iban]

Iban your weight variance is above the norm.

[Jetlok]

[D3ATHCAT]

Did you know humans frown on weight variances?

If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.

Lol portal 2 reference.

[HerpaDerp]

No, just no.

[Iban]

I bet at this point, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway down there.

The doctors had to make certain risks to ensure the longevity of that woman's vagina.

It was a c-section :)

[Man 2]

GUYS GUYS
A BABY WAS BORN WHICH WEIGHTED SLIGHTLY HEAVIER THAN AVERAGE
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS WILL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE!

And his doctor believes he's the biggest baby born in the state of California.

It's stuff like that that gets a story on the front page.

[Embargo]

How are human children formed by the way?

[Iban]

How are human children formed by the way?

And how are Earth Women impregnated?

[Embargo]

And how are Earth Women impregnated?

I know this one. It's like the game of airplane when you feed your child. Except, it's father and mother, without using a spoon.

[Stick Man]

babby is faty.