My mom... again.

[Coolio]

Arf, your mom seems pretty cool, you're just being a douche about it.

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[ArfNarf]

Arfnarf you are a douche. man the forget up and apologize to your mother. it's not her fault you're too loving fat to sit in a chair. you probably hate your mom cause she tried to make you eat broccoli so you made this story up, or changed what actually happened. a scratch or two doesn't kill you.

I loving love broccoli.

[Decepticon]

I loving love broccoli.

Same here. :D

[james4115]

I loving love broccoli.

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[Coolio]

Exactly.

[fred da kiko]

when she's sleeping, drug her so she sleeps for a whole day. then build an elaborate trap so that when she leaves her room she is sent spiraling down stairs in a chair and is strapped to a desk. then have a small drop of cow blood splatter on her forehead every second. leave a note on the ceiling saying "tag, you're it."

[Coulmbai]

She always tries to be cool, but never reaches that goal. In the car she like freakin dances to EVERY song that seems cool. (Teenage Dream, Poker Face, Forget You, etc.) And she is constantly annoying me by joking around in the supermarket, taking my PSP when I'm playing it and saying "Oh? I wonder how you play this??? HURR HURR HURR!", and even ticking me inside my school.

Lol?
It's actually called forget You, Anyways my mom sometimes just  texts me in the middle of class.

[Caution]

Are you an idiot? She didn't go up to you and smash your face into the cabinet four thousand times and cut your leg with a carpenter knife, wuss. Accidents happen.

Also at the above post I text my dad all the time during school and he's totally cool with it for some reason. I was even caught by his girlfriend's daughter on Facebook chat once. :P I was also playing Angry Birds in Study Hall on Friday.

[BlackMod]

My mom choked me out just to prove she was stronger then me...this was in the kitchen about an hour ago xD.

[Madmitten]

my mom is a bitch
she said friends was spelled "freinds"
she said left was right and right was left.
she said you could never get struck by lightning

[ArfNarf]

Lol?
It's actually called forget You, Anyways my mom sometimes just  texts me in the middle of class.

The radio limits.

[Dr.Block]

Your mom sounds like a douche-bag but you still sound like a pusillanimous individual.

And when she pulls the chair back, you don't hold onto the desk, that's how you fall and get hurt. You loving stand up. It's not hard.

[zookuw]

In my day, all mothers forgeted their kids with rakes.

Age:    16

What

[Trifax]

Age:    16

What

Ha

[LizzyRascal]

Ha

If my little brother and sister are bad, my mom will whup their ass until they're red.