Author Topic: The thoughts of a sleep deprived seventhsandwich  (Read 1086 times)

okay so like.

Why is it that when a person gets sucked the forget into a black hole, they get like spaghettified?

gravity is some magical ass particle or something that passes through everything yet magically tugs in an infinitely expansive and in the same fashion an infinitely decreasing force as you look farther down it's radius of pull.

I think the reason why is that let's say a metal box is falling in.

Parts of it that are behind it will be pulled on by the gravity particles that have less power, but the ones in front travel faster, so the ones in the back can't keep up, and then a space opens between them. But because it's all being pulled to the center, the sides of the box would get pulled to the center of the side facing the middle of the black hole. So it would be forced into a needle like shape.

So if you went head first into a black hole, you'd look like this.



But that means that like.

If we created a black hole on earth, and threw two molecules directly in, right next to each other. And recorded the difference between them after one second has passed, we could figure out how strong gravity is relative to the object or thing in the center, and how far away it was when we recorded the data! :D

Then we could use that info to market something to the general public that would appeal to the average person, like a pill that lets you hold an erection longer or a new television channel.

now I'm not sure if any of this makes sense to myself or you guys, but just read it and see if it does I guess.


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If we created a black hole on earth, and threw two molecules directly in,

Black hole on earth, Without sucking earth into it?

Also nothing can escape from a black hole, How are you planning on recording the difference between 2 molecules?

Everything you've written is stupid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole_information_paradox
« Last Edit: May 15, 2011, 08:01:35 AM by tails »

I can't even tell what you're trying to prove here. I'm pretty sure there are already formulas that exist for measuring the gravitational pull relative to mass.

Your last sentence is complete garbage. You can't use a blackhole to make your richard bigger, sorry to burst your fantasies. You'll just have to be like Sandvich and use your fingers.

Black hole on earth, Without sucking earth into it?
ANTIGRAVITY SHIELD, MAN.

I can't even tell what you're trying to prove here. I'm pretty sure there are already formulas that exist for measuring the gravitational pull relative to mass.
Find them so I can have something new to think about when I'm barely awake.

Your last sentence is complete garbage. You can't use a blackhole to make your richard bigger
you clearly didn't pay attention when I was explaining spaghettification.

imagine patrick's head as your snake and you'll get the idea.

imagine patrick's head as your snake and you'll get the idea.
OK.

I don't want to have Patrick's Head to be my snake.

There's a reason the head is bigger than the shaft. That's what women feel. Having a cone for a richard is not pleasurable.

Why would a anti gravity shield protect you from a black hole? That's even stupider then what you typed before.

Pro tip: There is already no gravity in space

OK.

I don't want to have Patrick's Head to be my snake.

There's a reason the head is bigger than the shaft. That's what women feel. Having a cone for a richard is not pleasurable.
Then place like an antigravity shield on the tip of your richard and then it'll pull your entire groin into your snake.

Like this

x = antigravity shield
y = head
z = shaft

X YYY
XYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
XYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
X YYY

You've got to admit, having your entire pubic bone forcefully retracted into your urethra is bound to give some width.

Why would a anti gravity shield protect you from a black hole? That's even stupider then what you typed before.

Pro tip: There is already no gravity in space
doesn't a black hole use gravity lol?

Whole thread: I laughed.
I can't comprehend what is going on anyway.
@tails
Technically, there is gravity everywhere. There is no such thing as "zero" gravity, because even if you are very far away from a planet/star/whatever thing that generates gravity, you will be pulled.

Whole thread: I laughed.
I can't comprehend what is going on anyway.
@tails
Technically, there is gravity everywhere. There is no such thing as "zero" gravity, because even if you are very far away from a planet/star/whatever thing that generates gravity, you will be pulled.
that's what I said lol.
like, gravity goes on forever.

So maybe it's not an actual thing?

What the forget is gravity? lol.


It's like magnets I think.

You do realize black holes are still a theory, right? Well at least, the effects of being sucked into one is a theory.

You do realize black holes are still a theory, right? Well at least, the effects of being sucked into one is a theory.
Black holes are real Deus. They exist. They suck in everything, and not even a ray of light is spared.

No gravity doesn't go on forever. There has to be something generating it.

It's like magnets I think.
loving magnets

also antigravity shield? what?

loving magnets

also antigravity shield? what?
Sleep deprived seventhsandwich on boner generating blackholes.