Your Quotes

[Stocking]

Iban's mental problems [are] a good reason to ignore him and betray his friendship.

[Ad Bot]

[Ector]

Flamboyancy breeds stereotypes. Stereotypes breed stupidity. Stupidity breeds flamboyancy.

Teacher: "What time period would you like to live in?"
Me: "The present. If I were in the past, it would be the present from my perspective. If I were in the future, it would be the present from my perspective. It is always the present no matter where you look.
Teacher: "Why are you talking about such things at 7 AM?"
Me: "Because it's the present."

Surrealism is the only form of humor kids laugh at nowadays.

With hesitation comes fear.

Just a few quotes I gathered.

[HellHound]

"Transformers are like Alcohol, they both can change things dramatically" ~ Me!

[Dnitro]

i'm a huge bitch 8luh 8luh

honk.

HONK.

honk.

34. Cut you richard masturbating with tuna jar
35. Make a topic about cutting your richard while you masturbated with a tuna jar.

[24 is cool]

"why stand when you can sit?"

[CopBlock]

"Banning Zer0 is like dividing by zero, you just dont do it."
Some guy on a tf2 server a long time ago :D

[Night Fox]

11:16 PM - Foxinator: I'm so motherloving hot that the heat I give off HAS MASS

[TurnipBlog]

"I have voices in my head and they don't like you."

"You better bring an ambulence 'cause you're gunna get BOO-BOOS ON YOUR FACE."

-Me

[Penguin/Person]

Updated.

[Dodger]

"Fingering is a common public display of affection?" ~ Me

[Kovita]

"It looks like a snake"