girl advice

[Deathwish]

No, you do that because you're a moody, miserable, lonely bastard.

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[Madmitten]

You will die cold and alone, in the decade-old fragments of a broken marriage (assuming any woman will ever get close enough to you). Don't feel bad, I'd be the same way if the Dichloroacetic acid keeps the Am-241 from killing me.

guy breaks up with girl = HES SUCH AN starfish MOTHERloving stuffBAG
girl breaks up with guy = oh well there is always more fish in the sea

[Deathwish]

Yes, my perception of females and interaction with females is enormously skewed, well observed.

[Kevdude]

Yes, my perception of females and interaction with females is enormously skewed, well observed.

Become a ladies man with no romantic interest in any of them. Become "smart"

[Madmitten]

Yes, my perception of females and interaction with females is enormously skewed, well observed.

no im talking about the worlds perception of females

[Kevdude]

no im talking about the worlds perception of females

That's true though

[Deathwish]

no im talking about the worlds perception of females

Does this mean my perception is not skewed????

[Socky]

so now she is my best friend she said
apparently it would be too weird because i'm her "brutha from the hood"

and for the people who say "your 13 go do something else"  the majority of my school has already been in a relationship.  and it's not like a serious thing, just like young love.  the shortest relationship i've ever seen at my school was between my friend and a girl from another school at a field trip.  it lasted a stunning 15 minutes.

[Bisjac]

so now she is my best friend she said
apparently it would be too weird because i'm her "brutha from the hood"

ouch, you let yourself become the trusted guy friend.
ive known many guys that ended up in such fail ; ;

[ATKitton.]

Girls dont like the trusted guy friend.
Girls like starfishs.
Who treat them like garbage.
Treat her like shes not worth your time.
She will come running to you in no time.

[Socky]

Girls dont like the trusted guy friend.
Girls like starfishs.
Who treat them like garbage.
Treat her like shes not worth your time.
She will come running to you in no time.

what planet have you come from, you have no respect for women at all.

ouch, you let yourself become the trusted guy friend.
ive known many guys that ended up in such fail ; ;

and we haven't really been friends for that long.  only for about 4 months.

[Bisjac]

girls dont want a guy who respects them. thats how you got stuck as her friend.

chicks are attracted to guys with balls, who act like they could do without her wasting his time.
that way she is all about making herself worthy of dating you, rather then agreeing to a begging guy.

[ATKitton.]

Its really a true fact. EVERY girl sits there and says what an starfish her boyfriend is.. and the next day she is drooling over how amazing he is. Then there are the nice guys. Who consider the girls feelings. HE. GETS. NOWHERE. Other than friends mode for life.

[Blastdown]

and for the people who say "your 13 go do something else"  the majority of my school has already been in a relationship.

so it's a fad

and it's not like a serious thing, just like young love.

then it's pointless to begin with, and should be brushed aside as such.

[Trifax]

Maybe that's why I can't get a girlfriend...I'm too nice to girls...that and I don't really try to right now, I have so much other stuff going on.