In regards to #1: Be sure to put some wings on the pig first, for added effect.
In regards to #2: I disagree that the pope is evil. However, I do believe that there is an inherent flaw with some of the things relating to the pope.
In regards to #3 (my real reason for posting this message):
Modding console games isn't as bad as you make it out to be. GB, NES, SNES, some N64, some PS1, and even some Dreamcast games have editors available for them. For example the original Star Fox (on the SNES) has an editor available for it. You can import and export 3D models out of/into the ROM. All of the Sonic Genesis games are fully moddable. Chrono Trigger, Super Mario World, and many other SNES games have editors available for them as well. I've seen a few editors for some N64 games, but not many. I found a tutorial on how to modify PS1 games (it's pretty extensive, but not very easy). I've seen some modified Dreamcast games even.
I'm sure there's tons more that I'm not even aware of. Just saying that modding console games isn't as hard as you may think. The hard part is figuring it out the first time through. Once you've done that, the rest is a piece of cake. On a similar note, I know how to get audio off of Gamecube discs... So, if I can get the audio files from the game (without recording. I'm referring to the actual files used by the game itself), then it's not a far stretch to replace those files with other music. Sure, that's not a very extensive modification, but it's a start.
So, what consoles are Naruto games on? If it's only available on the PS2, Gamecube, and Xbox (and all systems above those, of course), then that will make modding it rather difficult, since I'm not currently aware of any (good) editors for those consoles. The drunk idea sounds entertaining, but I don't drink. As such, that option is out for me.
Last, but not least, I don't have retail yet. I spent a boat load of money on a life-sized* Millenium Falcon, and I'm still trying to recover from that. Maybe in a paycheck or 2.
So, I'm in a similar boat, in that I can't buy it right now either. Oh well. Mouser X over and out.
* (if you're a LEGO mini-figure that is)
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